A Brief Christmas Tale

Well friends it’s that time of year once again
If you’re waiting for Santa it will be in vain
Gather round all so then i can tell you why
Reindeer won’t be flying across the night sky
Santa should have got the most requested toy
But instead he bought a pile of undies to enjoy
Now he’s far too busy sniffing panties you see
So he just hasn’t the time to visit you and me

His sack is empty since he’s having so much fun
I mean where he puts his gifts not his other one!
The elves are getting grumpy and in a foul mood
Neglecting good folks they think he’s being rude
Really though ladies the blame lies with you all
For providing us with knix that are so wonderful 
Nothing stops a man from enjoying his scented pair   
Which is why you won’t see the guy with white hair!

……….Only joking 😉

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a successful 2007

Special thanks to PK and Amy for making Panty Hog possible