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March 3, 2008 at 10:32 pm #20145

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Two English businessmen in London – were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we’re selling.” No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked “What are you selling’ here ?”

One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling assholes.”

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, “You are doing well … Only two left!” !!!

March 4, 2008 at 7:07 am #20149

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:laugh: Good one PK, but i must admit i laughed more at the “Two English businessmen in London” as thats a very rare sight these days in London 😆
Runs for cover !!

March 4, 2008 at 12:24 pm #20157

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I was more surprised at the Irishman asking the question, its more likely to be an American isn’t it??

Hee hee, sorry Pk. Its a good joke though!

March 4, 2008 at 12:32 pm #20158

Ruby Red
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Honey Bea wrote:

I was more surprised at the Irishman asking the question, its more likely to be an American isn’t it??

Hee hee, sorry Pk. Its a good joke though!

Hey! 😛 ha ha ha

That was a good one 😆 The only asshole joke I know goes like dis:

A woman goes to her gynecologist to ask about anal sex. She tells her doctor that her husband keeps asking to have anal sex with her, but she has concerns.

The OB/GYN said, “Anal sex is fine, so long as you use birth control”.

“HUH??? Birth control? I didn’t know you could get pregnant that way”.

He replied, “How do you think lawyers are born?”

ba dum dum tshhh
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