Having won a few pounds on the lottery i thought i’d visit a cocktail bar.
I saw that Aurelia’s Kitchen was busy so i asked for a drink.
With all this money i could afford a bottle of Moey but they said they only stocked Pink Champagne.As my Wetlips tasted the chlled bubbly i thought i try a few different things.First i had a Laceypeach (archers and gin)then i asked for a nice port.The name was Ruby’s desires and it had quite a kick.I then tried a Cherie,bristol cream ,very sweet and quick results.I thought i’d better ease off so i had a Chandie and began to recover after that.As i was about to leave the barman said as i had been such a good customer i had to try a new cocktail free of charge,it was explosive.I said what do you call that,a Krooze Missile”
I don’t know how i got home but when i woke i was as Ciccis as i have ever been,so as they say never again.
lmao? ?Jazzy? ? lmao
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