A guy is in his local bar when he sees these two gorgeous women approach him.It turns out they are siamese twins and they buy him a drink.He invites them both back to his flat and after having sex with the first girl he’s afraid she’ll now be bored watching as he is ready for sex again so he asks her ”can i get you anything” she replies ”is that a trombone in the corner,i’d love to play it”.
Afew days later the girls are passing the guys appartment block and the first girl says ”shall we see if that guy is at home” and the second one says ”do you think he will remember us” lmao lmao
Same guy same bar meets a hooker who says ”want a good time ” so he takes her back to his place where she removes all her clothes and is just standing there as the guy looks on amazed, she says ”is this the first pussy you have seen since you crawled out of one”the guy replies ”No but it’s the first i’ve seen i could crawl back into”? lmao
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