Just for fun for those in the USA

Consider These 3 Thoughts……….
 
  (1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
 
The Russians used a pencil.
 
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  (2) Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don’t we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it’s worked for over 200 years.

  And, we’re not using it anymore.

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(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse is that you cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians 
 
  It creates a hostile work environment.
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