Arse Buggery Bollocks

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  • #13173
    DavC
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    I need a rant – so please bear with me
    mad
    RANT ON

    Why the buggery bollocks does Bill Gates make doing simple things so absolutely frigging difficult?  All I wanted to do was dual-boot my laptop with Media Centre and XP Pro and so far its taken all bloody morning!  Christ – it should be simple but oh no!  Why does he hate me so much?  Ooooooo – when I get to be World Leader there are going to be some changes.

    1.  Computers made simpler
    2.  Women have to wear knickers for at least 4 days to keep us dirty knickers perverts (Judy – you made me feel SO good about it :cheer: ) happy!

    RANT OFF

    Thank you for your forebearance.  When I get to be world leader you will all be rewarded.  However – best not hold your breath as I understand something called “democracy” may prove a barrier.  Bugger!!

    Hugs to you all

    David

    #13174
    PRH
    Member

      Hang in there!
    PRH  🙂

    #13176
    FetishKitten
    Member

    Definitions of microsoft according to urban dictionary.com

    1. 
    A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.


    2.
    The bane of civilization

    3.
    A company most famous for its satirical “operating system,” Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

    4.
    A description of Bill Gates’ genital

    #13179
    lolol
    Member

    4.
    A description of Bill Gates’ genital

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    #13182
    DavC
    Member

    :laugh:

    All sorted and now life has meaning again! LOL

    Thanks to PRH, Kitten  smt and Barbie.

    Right – time for a drink! LOL

    David

    #13215
    Tabitha
    Member

    Dav I’m sure you could revive theocracy with panty worship at its heart!

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