Back safely from the Attack of the Relatives

[DavC]

Hi everyone,

I hope you all had a glorious Christmas break and didn’t over-indulge in either food:-

“Just one wafer thin mint”
“F**k off, I’m completely stuffed”
“Oh go on” etc etc

or sex (only 2 sex sessions in my case :cry:).

The rellies did turn up on Boxing Day but the stress of having my mum round (ah yes the annually repeated stories about me as a baby just made the day fly by with gales of laughter :angry:) was tempered by the fact she had brought some good drink with her! :laugh:

Pressies included “Black Adder” and “Serenity” – both on DVD.  However, I won’t start on reciting scripts! :laugh:

Good to see you all again.  Hope the votes are piling in for our favourite ladies!

David

[Anna]

Yes, my mum does that with me – I can sympathise mad

[MissSilverCat]

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Pressies included “Black Adder” and “Serenity” – both on DVD.  However, I won’t start on reciting scripts! :laugh:

Black Adder! Yay! I love the series!

[Anonymous]

Surviving the relatives is unfortunately a part of the holidays for most.  Is it any wonder the older I get, the more I do NOT look forward to the gatherings?

At least my cousin was out of prison for Christmas (thats not a joke) – of course, we all had to hide our belongings so he wouldn’t abscond with them.

Other cousin  brought some dude to grandpas with her that looked old enough to be her dad, not her boyfriend…

Grandpa didnt even show up for 2 hours to his own house because he didnt want to deal with it all..

The brother in law UNINVITED his parents (THANK HEAVENS), but they were so upset about it that they decided to tell their son on christmas morning that his dad’s cancer might be back….

Somebody stop it!  What a flipping nightmare  :idiot2: :crazy2:

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