Bloddy Christmas Shopping

[DavC]

I have just returned from my local Waitrose and am deeply traumatised.  At least 5 glasses of wine will be required + some good sex later (fingers crossed ;))

mad Why of why do people think its OK to stand in the aisle chatting.  You never get that at any other store, but at Waitrose stores its rife & on today of all days! :angry:

Anyway,  I then read this on the BBC website

[color=red]Man fights to keep bullet in head

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6203069.stm

and it contains the quote of the year

Mr Olive, a competitive pistol shooter, said a man returned after the police had investigated, threatening to kill him if he gave evidence. The shootout followed.

“I just can’t believe I missed him at that distance,” Mr Olive says in court papers.

And they say irony is a lost art form!

Be happy – only 2 days to go and you get your hearts desire (or socks!).

David

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[FetishKitten]

Roflmfao

Ohhh that is too good…

Sorry you had a shite time trying to fight the crowds food shopping.
Next time take a cattle prod! :laugh:

[Anna]

Only in America eh?

*ducks out before the US members hurl tomates*

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=DavC link=topic=1685.msg10739#msg10739 date=1166807848]
only 2 days to go and you get your hearts desire (or socks!).

LMAO!!!  That’s the truth!!!

[DavC]

Just to update!

Having had the “good sex” referred to at the start of this thread, we were just cuddling when suddenly my wife realised that she hadn’t got the pudding (dessert if you’re posh! ;))ingredients for the rellie’s visit on Boxing Day.

So – at 0800 – I’m at Waitrose (AGAIN  mad) and ………. ITS BLEEDIN’ PACKED!  All retiree’s who obviously don’t have sex so don’t lie in so can be at Waitrose at that time AND have filled their trolleys!! ….. And they were still blocking the aisles!

However, its better than when we were first together.  We were having sex (missionary) and were going great guns when suddenly she looks me right in the eye and says ……

“Have you turned the storage heaters off downstairs?”

Instant wilt! 😥

David

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