Little Johnie was walking home from school one day and decides to take a short cut, so he hears a couple fighting and heres the word damn. So he get home and ask his mom and dad whats does damn mean? Well Johnie damn is the preist that i coming for dinner in a few nights. So the next day Johnie is walking home from school and takes the same short cut and this time hears the word shit, she he gets home and says mom dad, what does shit mean? so they say thats whats for dinner when the preist comes ok he says. So the next day he takes the same short cut again and hears the fuck. So he asks mom dad what does fuck mean? They say thats mommy daddy dressing, ok he says. So the a few hours later Johnie hears a knock at the door. So he answers it and there is the preist and johnie says damn! the shits on the table, and mommy and daddy are up stairs fucking.
One time I was in a bar and sat at a table where some guys where looking at the Guiness Book of Word Records, and one of the guys says shit I can get in for the words biggest hands. And the next guy well he though he could get in for the worlds biggest feet. And the last guy well He though he had the worlds smallest dick. Well I said shit why dont you guys apply and see what happens. So after not being in there for awhile I say the guys again. And the first guy says well damn I got in for the worlds biggest hands. The second guy well got in for the worlds biggest feet. As for the last guy he told me he didnt get in for the wolrds smallest dick, and looks at the book and says who the hell is this Leatherz person. LOL
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