Dating…Trying to hard or what?

[darkhairedkaren]

TOO FUNNY, Jazzy!!!    :cheer:    lmao

[Artemis]

You guys are great makes me laugh, umm to let ya guys know more about me Im 29 male as you know Im single and yeah I live at the lake of the ozarks in central Mo. Yeah I have been on a few sites which I have been on for years and some new ones, but I dont know what Im doing wrong on them LOL. Because all I gew are wierd ppl that send me mail telling me how they need money from me or other shit like that. But yeah thanks for the smiles and I will put some more post on some other subjects but Im kinda shy and dont know what to put. Plus it might be awhile after next week when I will get back on and when I do I will give you guys here a nice big yell. But I will try to check every so offten. THANKS AGAIN.

[Artemis]

And yes I have set my profile just keep for getting to do so have lots on my mind right now. Thank you for reminding me. Smiles.

[cherie]

Hiya Artemis!

I’m a member of a couple of those online “dating” sites, so I feel qualified to give you some advice about them…kind of the girl’s eye view.? ?;)

(besides, I just can’t resist giving advice :rolleyes:)

The first thing to remember is that on those sites, guys outnumber girls by ten or twenty to one.? So you REALLY have to stand out from the crowd to get noticed.

Number one tip:? DO NOT SIT AROUND WAITING FOR THE LADIES TO CONTACT YOU because it isn’t going to happen.? These women are flooded with messages, they don’t have time to go searching through the listings.? You need to do the searching, and send a message to the girls that interest you.

Tip number two, please, please READ her profile before you message a girl.? Eg., if she’s into nothing but black guys and you’re whiter than rice, she’s going to shoot you down for sure.? That’s why they *have* profiles, and all too many guys just look at a girl’s pic and don’t even bother to read the profile.? With the volume of messages a girl gets, ones from guys who are obviously looking for something completely different will be ignored at best and flamed at worst.? It’s hard not to get annoyed when the tenth guy that day offers you something you explicitly said you don’t want!? ?mad

Tip number three:? Don’t forget to write your own profile!!!? It’s there so others can get to know you, and you can bet that if your initial message catches her eye she’ll be looking at your profile before she answers.? Don’t miss the opportunity to impress her; put some effort into it!? Check your spelling and grammar, write in complete, understandable sentences.? Don’t rattle off the tired line about “I just want to please you” either;? girls (rightly) don’t buy it and it just looks desperate.? Say something about yourself, what you do for a living, what your hobbies are, whatever’s really important to you.? Besides hooking up? :laugh:

Tip number four:? You should definitely post pictures with your profile, and they should NOT be pictures of your dick!? Even a size queen will want to look at your face before she sees your penis.? Remember too that most? of the women won’t have paid for a membership, so they won’t be able to see your full-sized pic unless you send it with your message – so do send one (or more) and please, please, let it not be a pic of your woodie!? Just imagine if you were anywhere else, and you walked up to a girl and whipped it out as you were saying hello.? ?:ohmy:

(I sincerely hope that the sites like match.com screen for those;? being married I haven’t tried any of the ordinary sites? :P)

Tip number six:? When you write that first message to a woman you’re interested in, once again put some effort into it!? For heaven’s sake say something more than “I’d like to meet with you, here’s my phone number”? Whyever should she respond to that?? Remember, she’s getting a LOT of messages, most of which run along the lines of “you’re so hot, here’s my email/phone number/instant message handle/home address, when can we get together?”? These messages are boring (cause you get so many of them), rude (assumes you’ll want to/have time to meet any old body), and unwise (nobody with any sense is going to meet with a stranger right away).? Tell her what you find attractive about her, from her picture(s) AND her profile.? Tell her what you would like to do with her (keep the naughtiness level appropriate to the forum – girls on alt.com are going to be more open to outright lewdness than those on a regular dating site).? And finally, tell her something more about yourself.

(Extra bonus tip – keep these items in that order – everybody likes to hear good things about themselves, and it’ll get you off on the right foot with her.? smt)

Tip number seven:? Keep your own wits about you.? A good percentage of the “women” who place ads at places like Adult Friend Finder and alt.com are actually people (male and female) trolling for customers.? Some of them have worse things planned.? And it wouldn’t be any more wise for you to go giving out your home address & phone number or agreeing to meet a stranger in a motel room than it would be for HER.? Your using good sense will protect your from being scammed, and it will impress her with your wisdom, coolness, and lack of desperation if she’s for real.? ? B)

HTH!

xox
Lady Cherie

[leatherznzpice]

WOW Cherie loads of advice there for Artemis  🙂

We have Cindy as ‘The Original Panty Mama’ I think maybe we need to change your Title to Agony Aunt or maybe ‘Panty Auntie’  lmao

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

ooo yeah … Cherie ” The Original Panty Auntie” 🙂 what do you think Cherie – especially as you just love your sissy panty boys?
I think its really cute hehee

Love cinds x

[jazzy]

Obvious next step-
Leatherznzpice–”The Man From Uncle”

I now have so many new relations,can’t wait till Christmas? lmao

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Artemis]

Where I come from most of the women say that they are out ot find a good man for friendship casual, romnce, ect. But when faced with the fact that some one would like ot get ot know them and try to be friends well they turn and run cause they admit they are actualy taken or they where just joking.

But anway for Cherie you should have a site call the great wise Panty Auntie for dating, and panties.

[Artemis]

OH as for pcis well I will have every one will have to till I can get another computer will a cam set up for pics might be awhile. Plus dont know if any one has heard the song Love in her under pants. Last time I heard that song was over six years ago it cute and funny.

[leatherznzpice]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=228.msg1095#msg1095 date=1120391310]
Obvious next step-
Leatherznzpice–”The Man From Uncle”

I now have so many new relations,can’t wait till Christmas? lmao

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lmao nice one Jazzy .. now to find a Secret Agent type bear avatar? lmao

[leatherznzpice]

Artemis,

Somewhere is the right woman for you, you’ll probably meet her when you least expect it!  So keep smiling and keep happy!

[cherie]

[quote author=leatherznzpice link=topic=228.msg1088#msg1088 date=1120377127]
WOW Cherie loads of advice there for Artemis 🙂

We have Cindy as ‘The Original Panty Mama’ I think maybe we need to change your Title to Agony Aunt or maybe ‘Panty Auntie’ lmao

“Panty Aunty”  I love it!  :cheer:

It was kind of a rant, wasn’t it?  After I wrote that I was also thinking I ought to write an advice column  lmao

Artemis:  yeah, women are often just as unprepared for a positive relationship as men are.  Especially the younger ones, who always seem to prefer bad-boy drama to steady friendship and respect  😛

Leatherz:  You always have the BEST avatars!  Next to Delicious Pink Champagne Jess, the amazing bendy panty-girl of course  :rolleyes:

Jazzy:  It’s one big happy family here at Panty Hog!  :laugh:

xo
Cherie

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

[quote author=cherie link=topic=228.msg1103#msg1103 date=1120397477]
Leatherz: You always have the BEST avatars! Next to Delicious Pink Champagne Jess, the amazing bendy panty-girl of course :rolleyes:
xo
Cherie

*whisper* ….Hey Cherie … between you and me I think Leatherz has a bear fetish lol  :ohmy: .. I wonder how many more he has stashed away in the closet  lmao

[cherie]

[quote author=Cindy_PantyParadise link=topic=228.msg1104#msg1104 date=1120397830]
*whisper* ….Hey Cherie … between you and me I think Leatherz has a bear fetish lol :ohmy: .. I wonder how many more he has stashed away in the closet lmao

Hehehe, Cindy, I just had the wickedest vision of Leatherz, sitting in front of his computer with a biiig teddy bear in his lap, all dressed up in his latest mail-order treat… 

:cheer:

xxx
Cherie

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

HAHAHAA . … I almost fell off my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!  excellent!  lmao

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