Fanny Farting

[kellyamiina]

i find they always happen when your having sex for the first time with someone new..very embarassing!!! :blush: :cheer:

[Anna]

So if we all do it – why do we get so embarrased?  I could die when it happens to me….I mutter something about ‘all that air’…

Stll got this image of Cinders doing the funky chicken to get rid of her bubbles  :laugh:

[Tabitha]

:angel:

But such a great way to find out if a relationship is going to last!
If he runs screaming the first time you fanny fart then its probably not a goer {or a loss}  😥
If he laughs or as a previous amour said “ah I always find a little music so romantic “  then  smt
Tabitha
Yeah Anna ,shall we all sneak round and check out her moves.. :cheer:

[Kinky Kate]

ROFLMAO!!!  lmao You guys are hysterical!!!! :laugh:

[Anna]

Wouldn’t it be good if you could fanny fart in tune…a sort of after copulation trumpeting call?

Or just do what Cinders does, jive and bop around the bedroom.

Do you think those sexy pole-dancers fanny fart?
  :huh:

Hands up who has ever actually bum farted during cunnilingus….*I’ve got my hand up…cringe*

[kellyamiina]

OMG Anna thats terrible!! i would have died!!! :cheer: :cheer:
nope never happened to me, if it had id still be curled up in a ball under the covers now!! :cheer:

[Kinky Kate]

Nope, hasn’t happened to me, yet anyway :ohmy:! 

BTW I was thoroughly confused at the 1st of this thread, until Anna explained that “Fanny” means different than what I was thinking! :laugh:  Here we call them “Pussy Farts”, & yes, I’ve trumpeted my share, even once during cunnilings lol.  -Kinky Kate

[Anna]

How’s this for weird or embarrasing or whatever…

I was once enjoying a bout of cunnilingus with an ex and he started to choke, he spat something out and it was a bit of condom!  The condom had split a couple of nights before and we hadn’t thought to check that it was otherwise intact! It had been up there for two whole days!

You should have seen his face  lmao

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

[quote author=Anna link=topic=1414.msg8948#msg8948 date=1157474182]
Stll got this image of Cinders doing the funky chicken to get rid of her bubbles[/color]  :laugh:

[quote author=Tabitha link=topic=1414.msg8950#msg8950 date=1157474569]
Yeah Anna ,shall we all sneak round and check out her moves.. :cheer:

…Oh you girls are naaasty, diiiiirty and just damn right ruuuuude! … Only one answer to that really …
Your place or mine, shall I bring a bottle?  lmao

:laugh: :laugh:

[Anonymous]

I would die, Anna!!!! 🙂

[Tabitha]

[quote author=Anna link=topic=1414.msg8976#msg8976 date=1157555729]
How’s this for weird or embarrasing or whatever…

I was once enjoying a bout of cunnilingus with an ex and he started to choke, he spat something out and it was a bit of condom!  lmao

:cheer:
Good god I nearly choked on my cup of tea!! Has anyone noticed how it seems to be alot of uk people on this thread? Hmm
Havn’t farted during cunnlingus yet but did fall asleep once  :buck2:
Bet you can guess how long that relationship lasted….
Cindy you bring the bottles , I’ll bring the nibbles  :laugh:

[Anna]

[quote author=Tabitha link=topic=1414.msg8994#msg8994 date=1157628621]
:cheer:
Good god I nearly choked on my cup of tea!! Has anyone noticed how it seems to be alot of uk people on this thread? Hmm
Havn’t farted during cunnlingus yet but did fall asleep once  :buck2:
Bet you can guess how long that relationship lasted….
Cindy you bring the bottles , I’ll bring the nibbles  :laugh:

Hey! I went out with him too! What a small world eh? :laugh:

[kellyamiina]

not him!!!

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