Fart Art

[dirrty.dani]

Scent – an aphrodisiac that most people are unaware of. With crohn’s disease, additional gas is something I have seen for a long time now as something I’m cursed with. So you can imagine how curious I was when I read a magazine about a BBW selling her farts in jars! Being one for loving to try new things and a love of the downright filthier things in life this is something I am hoping to try out. And because I love the idea of this so much I am willing to send a free pair of my cum-soaked panties with my fart jar 🙂
contact if interested
lick you lots
x

[deepeefan]

NOW SEE HERE MISS!!! behave yourself. Gzusss in heaven.This is the most frank AD i’ve yet seen on the HOGG.Your Frank admission to CHROHNS’ is beyond erotic. You are edging very close to scenarios in my story submitted to this site, which was rejected on grounds of indecency… and perhaps rightly so too???I’m getting warm, OOH PHUCCK> I may pass on the Jar for the nonce, but your crotch bluddd sounds very doable Best wishes!!!

[Serena]

dirrty.dani post=27174 wrote: Scent – an aphrodisiac that most people are unaware of. With crohn’s disease, additional gas is something I have seen for a long time now as something I’m cursed with. So you can imagine how curious I was when I read a magazine about a BBW selling her farts in jars! Being one for loving to try new things and a love of the downright filthier things in life this is something I am hoping to try out. And because I love the idea of this so much I am willing to send a free pair of my cum-soaked panties with my fart jar 🙂
contact if interested
lick you lots
x

Don’t bother hun.
We had a seller who tried to sell bottled farts before, and it was a disaster.
She charged £10 per bottle, a few fools bought them and ended up very disappointed by the lack of gas.

You need adequate equipment to extract and contain gas, you can’t just fart in a can and hope that it won’t leak out. :ohmy:

[dirrty.dani]

I had no idea you needed to use equipment to extract gas! what on earth would you use? x

[deepeefan]

This is just a comment not advide babe. Its a question similar to food packaging technology. You’d have to get equipment to make the vessel airtight.AND you may need help also . You fart. He seals.But the market for that product may well be”IFFY”hahahah!!! A former g/f of mine was a canning enthusiasist..loved beans/peas. She canned peas which we snacked on four years afterward …still very tasty and good. in the army i ate C-rations over 20 years old . VERRRY tasty. Airseal is the trick. My you do have an active imaginationBabe.

[dirrty.dani]

ohh maybe the fart selling isn’t such a good idea then. Ohh well I can only but try. I like to try and cater to all different fetishes and fantasies which is probably why i get carried away :/ lol Thank you for the comment, i never would of thought food over 20 years old would taste good at all! On to my next idea now then 🙂 x

[deepeefan]

YEAH babe> I am of the opinion that you are a very “solid” erotic enthusiast anyway. LORD!I used to have grinks on the PEE rocks? Ring a bell?

[admin]

If you really wanted to go all out you could consult your local propane retailer or search the web for contact information on distributors and sources of gas extraction/transfer/bottling supplies. Maybe get a few empty propane small tanks like you get for Coleman propane camping stoves and figure out how to get the fart gas loaded into them. Though it would take many farts to fill. Then of course you’d have to ship the bottled farts to buyers on appropriately licensed and marked hazardous materials trucks.
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:side: :side:

-PK

[Serena]

admin post=27193 wrote: If you really wanted to go all out you could consult your local propane retailer or search the web for contact information on distributors and sources of gas extraction/transfer/bottling supplies. Maybe get a few empty propane small tanks like you get for Coleman propane camping stoves and figure out how to get the fart gas loaded into them. Though it would take many farts to fill. Then of course you’d have to ship the bottled farts to buyers on appropriately licensed and marked hazardous materials trucks.
[attachment=361]caution_farts.gif[/attachment]

:side: :side:

-PK

:laugh:

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