Discussion
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Good Eyes
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, ":cheer:ohmy:ctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up.
“My skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
Mike
Runs for cover lol :laugh:
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