After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the English newspapers read: ‘English archaeologists have found traces of 200-year-old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots.’
One week later, ‘The Kerrymen,’ a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the following: ‘After digging as deep as 30 meters in peat bog near
Tralee, Paddy O’Droll, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Ireland had already gone wireless.’
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Sam and Bob are sitting at Sam’s house watching a football game on tv. Sam’s dog walks in, plops himself down in the middle of the room and goes to work licking his own “goods” as dogs often do. Bob says “Damn look at that. I sure wish I could do that!” Sam replies, “Well, he’d probably let you, but I’d suggest you pet him first.”
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