Front Page Changes

[admin]

Hi All,

I have “lightened the load” on the front page of the site. For those that reported that it was very laggy for them before, please let me know if it loads better for you now.

Thanks,
PK

[jazzy]

As we have a ”new”front page how about some”tabloid” headlines……….

Man found guilty of stealing ladies panties

”Knicker-Nicker”

My uncle’s wife’s knickers

” Aunty’s Panties”

Tony Blair’s theme music

”Thongs can only get better”

any more idea’s

just for fun :laugh:

Jazzy:dry:

[Desire]

admin wrote:

Hi All,

I have “lightened the load” on the front page of the site. For those that reported that it was very laggy for them before, please let me know if it loads better for you now.

Thanks,
PK

thanks again pk for all your hard work:silly:

sam xxx

[jazzy]

What i like to see is new members who like the forum and then become posters.

What i do not like is new ” members” who are imposters.

just a thought.;)

Jazzy :dry:

[Nicola]

Jazzy you are like Panty Hog’s very own Confucius!

[Serena]

Nicola wrote:

Jazzy you are like Panty Hog’s very own Confucius!

Nicola I think you might be right.

Jazzy you must rename yourself, at least on your avatar! 😉

go on…

[jazzy]

Thank you Ladies for those kind words.
Those that know me realise i like to post on all subjects only because i like to write.
Sadly i am no story teller but do like to have fun or use quotes and proverbs.
My favourite 5 i list below;

The palest ink is better than the best memory.

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

An inch of time cannot be bought by an inch of gold.

Unless we change direction we will wind up where we are headed.

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape 100 days of sorrow.

or as Benny Hill once said;
I want the writing written right
not the writing written rotten

All Right. 😉

Jazzy :dry:

[Serena]

Jaz
You are an excellent and funny writer, i hope that is what you do for a living. if not, don’t miss yer boat!!

and here are my fav ones… 😀

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

Learn to Masturbate, Come in handy.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

:S

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