Funny Thoughts.

[jazzy]

Dont worry; it only seems strange the first time.It is a wise eskimo who doesnt eat yellow snow>No one is listening,until you fart.Sex is like air,it is not important unless you arn;t getting any.If at first you dont succeed ,skydiving is not for you.Experience is something you dont get until just after you need it>If you tell the truth you don;t have to remember anything.
Always remember you are unique,just like everyone else.
Two theories to arguing with women,neither one works.
Do not walk ahead of me,i may not follow>Do not walk beside me,the path is too narrow
In Fact Just fu** off and leave me alone ?Jazzy?

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

Oh I do like that one Jazzy hehee .. very true! 🙂
Love Cinds x

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg1869#msg1869 date=1124115653]

Do not walk behind me,i may not lead
Do not walk ahead of me,i may not follow
Do not walk beside me,the path is too narrow
In Fact Just fu** off and leave me alone

!!!  Where was this when I was in high school and searching for a witty saying for my yearbook message?  :cheer:

[Pencap]

more humor…make sure your speakers are on…..

http://www.michaelhodges.com/stuff/funny/

[jazzy]

People say we scots are mean,well the ring i am wearing was sold to my by my grandfather,on his deathbed,so i paid him by cheque. >He really was kind,infact he left all his money to the unknown soldiers widow. :cheer:

When i was young i was sent home from school,my father asked my teacher why,he peed in the swimming pool,dont all kids do thatnot form the top diving board. ;I was always mistaken for my twin brother,he pick up the wrong shopping,i got the blame
i did well in school,he got the credit
got my own back though,i died last week they buried him. :cheer:

two women talking in maternity ward,why do i have seven kids and you only have one,my husband uses his head,does that not hurt his ears. :cheer:

Finally a present for all the lovely ladies,new holiday tights
one leg says merry christmas,the other says happy new year.
hope you invite me up between the holidays.>Do have a laugh,;s good for you JAZZY

[darkhairedkaren]

lmao  Those were great, Jazzy!

[Pencap]

Here is another Scottish Forum that I am proud to be a contributing member of….
It’s called “Piss Funny”……go check this stuff out…If you probe closely enough, You will find the ole Pencap in all of his “Smiling Glory”….

http://www.pissfunny.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3&sid=1b7c37b47049308e01b4e1aa9b4bb6ba
The Scot’s rule…..by way of Brucenishness..aka Robert the Bruce…
And my rebel ancestors, the Abercrombies!  “Tace………Adeuis”

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

HAHAHA Jazzy .. you just get better and better!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta check out that forum now Pencap lol

Love cindsy

[jazzy]

The Queen was on avisit to the local hospital when she met wee Bob,and why are you here young man Bob says i;ve a boil on my ass,<>everyone was shocked and walked off and the nurse told Bob he was very rude to a member of the royal family
few days later,another visitor The Princess Royal.
What is wrong with you and Bob says broken toe,
Pricess royal says is the boil on your ass gone.

Guy goes to new massge parlour and gets beautiful girl from japan.
She works away on his chest and arms then sees a slightbulge in the guys towel,suppose you;d like a wank now,yes please,
ok she says,ill come back when you;ve finished.

[cherie]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg2366#msg2366 date=1125692274]
Guy goes to new massge parlour and gets beautiful girl from japan.
She works away on his chest and arms then sees a slightbulge in the guys towel,suppose you’d like a wank now,yes please,
ok she says,i’ll come back when you’ve finished.

Just for fun, lmao

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? :laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:

Jazzy,
? lmao lmao lmao

xoxox
Cherie

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg2366#msg2366 date=1125692274]

ok she says,i’ll come back when you’ve finished.

Heh heh, CRUEL, I like it!  :cheer:

[Pencap]

That was me………I never get Lucky…even when I pay…(throws hand in air, leaves other in pocket…)

[jazzy]

Dear PencapJust kidding- :laugh: Jazzy?

[Pencap]

I bought it all…right up till the end!

[jazzy]

This guy is walking through the fun fair when he sees a fortune teller and thinks why notNo he says,that what you think but i have threeSame guy later in the pub looks gloomyThe wife is cutting me down to sex only twice a week<>Your lucky says his mate she cut some of us out all together. Jazzy

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