Funny Thoughts.

[jazzy]

And the Moral is>A chicken and a horse on the farm were talking when the horse fell into the swamp.A few days later the chicken fell in and the horse turned towards the chicken and said grab my cock and i ll pull you clear,and he did.<>So remember-if your hung like a horse you dont need Rolls Royce. Jazzy

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg2491#msg2491 date=1126130479]
And the Moral is;

A chicken and a horse on the farm were talking when the horse fell into the swamp.
Quick said the horse get the farmers car and pull me out ,so the chicken got the Rolls Royce and pulled the horse clear.
A few days later the chicken fell in and the horse turned towards the chicken and said grab my cock and i ‘ll pull you clear,and he did.

So remember-if your hung like a horse you don’t need Rolls Royce. lmao

                :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

lmao  Jazzy, you are so bad!!!

That reminds me of a recent entry I saw at Postsecret…  It pictured a guy in a sports car and said, “I’d gladly trade this for a big penis!”

postsecret.blogspot.com

It’s one of my favourite websites.  🙂

[jazzy]

A guy with a limp and a cane enters the bar with an alligator.the guy says it;s cool and can do tricks.<>ok let;s see,the guy says i;ll put my dick in it;s mouth for $100 and cane it.
barman pays up and he puts his dick in its mouth and hits it with the cane,he then removes his dick and there;s not a scratch.<>anyone like a go says the guy,

[cherie]

[quote author=darkhairedkaren link=topic=355.msg2492#msg2492 date=1126131147]
That reminds me of a recent entry I saw at Postsecret…? It pictured a guy in a sports car and said, “I’d gladly trade this for a big penis!”

postsecret.blogspot.com

It’s one of my favourite websites.? 🙂

Karen, that site is hil-fuckin-arious!

It’s definitely getting bookmarked and added to my “great places to waste time online” file!

xox
Cherie

edited to add…

p.s.  Some of it’s really touching too – and some of it’s downright disturbing!

[jazzy]

Lady goes to the doctor for a full examination ,after an hour the doctor says you are quite healthy Mrs. Jones , but are 40lbs.overweight.almost obese i would say.O K he say;s –your fucking ugly as well ,have a nice day. Jazzy

[Pencap]

A Brunett walks into the Dr. Office..&quot:cheer:ohmy:c, I think I have some bone or skin disease…”? The Dr. asks why do you think this:huh:?? ?She says, well, whenever I touch anypart of my body it hurts…” She demonstrates by touching her arm…”Ouch”…she touches her leg…”Ouch!”….the Dr touches her leg, nothing happens, samething when he touches her arm………..nothing…

“Mam, youre not really a brunette, are you?” askes the Dr.? ?”No Dr. I am a natural blonde…why do you ask?

Because you have no skin or bone disease, your finger is broken.
lmao

How do you drown a blond girl?

PLace a mirror on the bottom of the pool.

[jazzy]

:cheer:ream……… As;Autumn draws near i thought about a holiday.<>Maybe a world &#0 Krooze ,first stopPanty Paradise; ,i had Red all about it and so Jess to be sure i took my camera along with me.The place was full of;Angelsand as :cheer:awn was approaching i began to feel thirsty.As i was talking to Cherie ;Becky Butts in ,your ;Sharona a good thing there mate.I was now hearing music,it was ;Lynn playing blues on her Monica as i listened i put;Michelle to my ear and i could visualise the waves then Karen a bus drew in with more tourists so i decided to;Keri on with my journey.Poetic means bad spelling-just a thought. Jazzy

[ambergirl]

That was well done Jazzy!  😉

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

YAYAY hehehehe.. Jazzy is BACK and WOW is he on form! 🙂 .. that was brilliant – certainly made me chuckle this morning over my coffee 🙂 xxxxxxx

[jazzy]

Time for a laugh.>Newly weds move in to their first flat but the walls are thin and they are shy to talk about sex in case the neighbours overhear.<>The husband says we will use a codeword for sex,if you say the washing machine door is open then i will know.<>First 3 or 4 nights are great but on the 5th night she says the washing machine door is closed and she has a headache.<>Next morning she wakens first and gives him a nudge,the washing machine door is open ,he says its ok,i just had a small load so i did it by hand.!!!!!!!!>Couple return to honeymoon hotel after 25 years marriage.<>As she strips off she says,what did you think when you first saw me naked ,honeyWhat do you think nowJust for fun.best wishes to all. Jazzy

[darkhairedkaren]

lmao

Where do you get these, Jazzy?  They’re great!

[lizzies_panties]

These are brill Jazzy!  lmao  lmao  lmao

[jazzy]

Welcome to Lizzie
I do hope your busy
And such a charmer
Have some Karma.  smt

          :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

Old Lady tired of living alone put ad in paper.<>Gentleman as a companion to live in.<>rules. 1. must treat her nicely< 2 must not run away< 3 must be good in bed.Following day the doorbell goes and she sees a man with no arms or legs and hes in a wheelchair.<>As you can see he says i can;t hit you and i can;t run away.<>But are you good in bed she asks ?<>How do you think i rang the bell. >Just for fun,it;s good to laugh. Jazzy

[Pencap]

The Rev Jesse Jackson was holding a Conference in a Sears Department Store. The Rev, began ranting and raving about “Why are all of the washing machines sold here white…every last one of them are white…..The rev stopped a store clerk and demanded to see the store manager so that he could discuss the matter publicly with him. The store manager comes over, asks the rev what is the problem? The Rev says once again ever loudly…why does this store only sell white washers and dryers?
The Manager says, “well Reverend, I do agree that all of the washers are white,” as he opens the lid to a nice washer, “but as you can see, all of the agitators are black.”

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