Funny Thoughts.

[Pencap]

Little Johnny was sitting in the classroom and had to go real bad…he raises his hand and the teacher reluctantly calls on him, “Yes, Johnny?”

Teacher, I gotta take a piss……..can I go?

The teacher says to him, “The word is urinate, not piss, if you can say urinate in a sentance, I will gladly let you go to the little boy’s room. Johnny thinks a minute and wriggles a second and says, “Teacher, youre an eight, but if you had bigger titts youd be a 10…now can i go…….?

[darkhairedkaren]

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Little Johnny was sitting in the classroom and had to go real bad…he raises his hand and the teacher reluctantly calls on him, “Yes, Johnny?”

Teacher, I gotta take a piss……..can I go?

The teacher says to him, “The word is urinate, not piss, if you can say urinate in a sentance, I will gladly let you go to the little boy’s room. Johnny thinks a minute and wriggles a second and says, “Teacher, youre an eight, but if you had bigger titts youd be a 10…now can i go…….?

OMG,  lmao !!!

(What do kids learn in school these days:huh:)  😉

[jazzy]

Time for a laugh…<>Guy goes to the Doctor as his penis is so big no girl will have him.<>Doctor says lets see it,and measures it at 25 inches.<>I can;t help but i know a medicine man who might,so off he goes and the medicine man takes him to a pond and says when the frog appears as if she will marry you.Each time she says no you will lose 5 inches.<>The frog appears,will you marry me-no and sure enough he loses 5 inches.<>Again he says will you marry me-no and again another 5 inches off<>Again he asks and the frog says for the last time NO NO NO lmao? ?Jazzy? ? lmao

[leatherznzpice]

lmao nice one Jazzy

[jazzy]

Guys sitting in the train across from a gorgeous lady who is wearing a very short skirt.He can just see the top of her stockings then she moves and he is amazed.He can see she isn;t wearing panties,so he continues to glimpse when she sees him.Do you want it to blow you a kiss ? Yes please and it does.<>Do you want it to wink at you ? Yes please and it does.<>She asks him to sit beside her and says would you like to put two fingers in it,the guy is stunned and says can it whistle Jazzy

[jazzy]

>Couple in bed one night.<>Wife says;if that;s your knee turn round ;If its not then i;ll turn Jazzy?

[leatherznzpice]

LMAO good one Jazzy, keeps me smiling? lmao

OK here’s a couple of ones for you

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 mins.

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual Harassment.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? ?3.99 a minute.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get the remote control.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

What is a man’s view of safe sex? A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry? Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

as you say Jazzy, it’s good to laugh? :cheer:

[jazzy]

Dear Leatherz,very funny and now i have competition.(only kidding )

Re. phone call at 3.99 per minute
i ask her to call back.? lmao

Just remembered we never got our waffles on Sunday. lmao

Karen -that’s wawful.? smt smt smt

? ? ? ? ? ? ?:laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:

[leatherznzpice]

lmao I don’t think you have too much competition Jazzy, you are definitely the joke meister on Panty Hog? 🙂

HAHAHHAA smart thinking on the call back Jazzy  lmao

Darn I forgot about the waffles too :ohmy: hahaha

[darkhairedkaren]

And they were good, too!  [rubs tummy]  smt  Hee hee! 

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Jazzy and Leatherz, you are both already super sweet – you don’t need the waffles!  Actually, everyone on PHog is already sweet.  The only person who might need the waffles is Asseater, in case he needs more ammunition for another show…

[jazzy]

Having stopped for a quiet drink after work i was joined by two new bosses of the firm.They got talking about sex,
first guy says,”we made love 4 times last night and the wife asked this morning if i woud like a cooked breakfast after our great night”
second guy says ”we made love 6 times and i got breakfast in bed then she asked if i could stay home”
before they asked i said i made love once.
” what did she say to you this morning they both asked”
answer;  ”don’t stop ”

just for fun.        lmao

            :laugh:  JAZZY    :laugh:

[jazzy]

”Who is taking the P ”

Due to a freak snow storm in London last night Tony Blair woke to find a message in the snow on his lawn.

”Time to go Tony ”

He called in MI5-MI6-MFI.
They discovered that someone had peed in the snow.
After intense work they had good news and bad news.
The sample they took was from Gordon Brown
but…………the handwriting was Cherie’s.

just for fun. lmao

  :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

hahaha Jazzy that was soooooo funny … now we all know whos Cheries latest sissy boy/slave is eh .. and not doing a very good job by the looks of things HAHAHA!?….. OH! Im sorry did you mean Cherie Blair  :laugh: HAHAHAA – dark horse she is eh!

R U sure he called in MFI .. did he need new cupboards?? lol (me thinks Jazzy meant MI5) … made it even more funnier tho Jazzikins!

Do you guys over the pond get MFI over there?

[jazzy]

Normal service is resumed……

Good to be back.
? ?
Thought Panty Hog was changed to Groundhog Day.

Apparently we have a new server,bit like tennis as we are on the net,talking about the things we love,i don’t know if there is any advantage in changing server,but if it gets my deuce flowing i don’t mind as long as i am not required to get new balls,game set and match to PK.
best wishes to all…….

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? smt? ?Jazzy? ? smt

[Pencap]

Stop Divorce
Find a woman that you truly hate, and buy her a house…..

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