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[cherie]

[move][glow=teal,2,300]Happy St Andrews Day Jazzy![/glow][/move]

xox
Cherie

p.s.? What the heck is St Andrews Day?? ?:rolleyes:

[BubbaTech]

Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

?Mother, where do babies come from??

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ?Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.?

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, ?That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy?s vagina. That?s how you get a baby, honey.? The child seems to comprehend.

?Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy?s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that??

?Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.?

[BubbaTech]

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes … BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

[BubbaTech]

what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9……

[Ozzy]

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

  lmao gotta try that

[Jules]

[quote author=Ozzy link=topic=355.msg4175#msg4175 date=1135242454]
? lmao gotta try that

I’d like to see. LOL? lmao

[jazzy]

:cheer: Time to laugh  :cheer:

What do you call a policewoman with a shaved pussy

        C*ntstubble

What is the difference between G-Spot and a golf ball
a man will always look for a golf ball

:cheer:  :cheer:  :cheer:

Happy New Year to Everybody…. smt  smt  smt

    ;)  Jazzy    😉 😉

[BubbaTech]

the Blow up love pig  lmao

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=literotica&pnum=PD8606-00

and the luvin LAMB  lmao lmao lmao

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=literotica&pnum=PD8607-19

I thought this was the Funniest thing…  I hope no one accually uses these things, unless for a bet, or a frat hazing??  😥 lmao

[jazzy]

Time for a laugh. lmao

Teacher..johnny,if there are  four birds on the wires and one is shot,how many are left?

Johnny…None Miss,they all flew away.

Teacher.Wrong- 3- but i like how you are thinking.

Johnny..Miss,if there is three ladies eating ice cream and the first one bites,the second licks but the third one takes the full cone in her mouth,which one is married.

Teacher..i suppose the third one.

Johnny…No Miss.the one with the wedding ring-but i like how you are thinking………..

smt  It’s good to laugh  smt

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

Wife is so fed up with her sex life when she sees an advertisement for Viagra.
She goes to her local chemist and asks the pharmacist if they really work.
He says yes ”i take them myself”
She says can you get it over the counter ?
He says i may need more than one tablet.  lmao

Just for fun. :rolleyes:

Best wishes to all :kiss:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

Final Day at all-girl school.

Headmistress; Now Ladies in todays age of temptation just remember this.
Is one hour of sin worth a lifetime of shame.
(VOICE FROM THE BACK) Please Miss how do you make it last an hour ?

:laugh:    Jazzy    :laugh:    just-for -fun- lmao

[jazzy]

What is the ultimate rejection ?
When your hand falls asleep while you are masturbating.

Just for Fun  lmao

    :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

What if you cut the waistband of your panties,then added velcro to both ends,would this then be genuine RIP-OFF panties.  😉

Just a thought. 🙂

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

”Popeye”

Old sailor puts on his uniform one last time to visit the docks.
He picks up a prostitute and after about ten minutes he asks
”How am i doing ”
She says;”about three knots.
”What do you mean;
Well,your knot in;your knot hard; and your knot getting your money back.

just-for -fun  lmao

    :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[Anna]

lmao

[Author]

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