Funny Thoughts.

[sarahh]

Very funny Jazzy  :cheer:

[jazzy]

”Chew over this”

What is Pink and Hard when it goes in
But Soft and Wet when it comes out.?

Chewing-Gum……..not what you were thinking.!!!

Just for Fun
Best wishes to All

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[Kinky Kate]

LOl, good one!

[Jules]

Heehee!  :cheer:

[jazzy]

              ”Typical Man ”

A woman who was is hospital for over a year was still in a coma.
One day a nurse was giving her a bed bath when she noticed a slight reaction on the monitor when she gently sponged the lady between her legs.
That day when her husband arrived the nurse informed him about the good news and suggested he try some oral sex with his wife.He was unsure but the nurse said she would draw the curtains so he agreed.
After about 5 minutes the nurse saw an alarm from the ladies bed,she was unconcious.
Nurse said ”What happened ”
Man said ”I think she choked ”  lmao

Just for fun. smt

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

A young girl goes to meet her Dad in the barbers.
She stands beside his chair and is eating a cake.
The barber says,”your going to get hair on your muffin ”
she replies; I’m gonna get tits too.

What is the definition of indefinitely;
When your balls are slapping her arse you are in definitely;

Prostitute is run over by a car
man asks if she is all right.
she says: I’m very dizzy.
Mans says ”how many fingers have i up
”God ,i’m paralyzed as well.

Just for fun :cheer:

:coolsmiley:  Jazzy    :coolsmiley:

[Anna]

:laugh:

[jazzy]

Beaten by his wife…
Aman walks into A&E with two black eyes and a golf club round his neck.
Doctor says ”what happened to you ”
”My wife sliced her tee shot into a field and i went to find it.There were cows in the field but i could not find it until i noticed one cow was slightly in pain.i lifted its tail and saw the the ball stuck in its behind.i called her over and lifted the tail again and i just said ”this looks like yours” lmao

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

Time for a laugh………

Shotgun Wedding——-Wife or Death. :laugh:

Woman gives twins away at birth.One goes to Egypt,Ahmal
The other goes to spain,Juan.
She gets a photo of her son in Spain,says i wish i had a photo from Egypt.
As they are twins her husband says if you’ve seen juan you’ve seen Ahmal.  :laugh:

Mixed Feelings;;Seeing your Mother in Law backing off a cliff in YOUR new car.  :laugh:

Man at Doctors;I can’t stop singing Green Green Grass of Home.
Doctor;;It is Tom Jones Syndrome.
Man;;Is that common.
Doctor; It’s Not Unusual.  :laugh:

Just a thought. smt

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

My first girlfriends.
First date was a girl who worked in a shirt factory,took her home to meet my mum.
She said she was plain,dumb and not good enough for me.
Second date was an office worker.
Mum said she was too snooty and not daughter in law material.
Third date.She looked like and talked like my mum.

Dad did not approve…………

just for fun :laugh:

:laugh:   Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

”Times are hard”
Boss has to decide who to make redundant and has to choose Barbara,great worker or Jack,man with three kids.

enter Barbara,
Boss; Barbara iv’e got to lay you or Jack off,what will i do.
Barbara; I’ve got a headache,better Jack-off.

Just for fun.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

Time for a laugh. :laugh:

On the night of the honeymoon the man removes his trousers and says to his new bride ”try them on ”
she says ”i can’t wear trousers ”
He says ”remember i wear the trousers in this marriage”
She removes her knickers and says” try these for size”
He says ”i can’t get into your knickers ”
She says It will stay like that with your attitude.  :laugh:

If all brides are lovely,where do all the ugly wifes come from.?  :laugh:

Single men are incomplete
Married men are finished.

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

”Vice Squad”
Guy arrives home early to find his wife in bed with his best friend.
He grabs him by the balls and takes him to the garage where he puts the friends cock in the vice and locks it.
His friend cries ”your not cutting it off are you ”
NO.but i am setting fire to the garage. :knuppel2:

just for fun. :laugh:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

A drunk staggers into a catholic church and ends up in the confessional booth but says nothing.
The priest ”coughs”a couple of times but still nothing.
The priest then knocks gently on the wall three times.
The drunk replies ” no use in banging the wall,there’s no paper on this side either. :laugh:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[PRH]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg10285#msg10285 date=1165760719]
A drunk staggers into a catholic church and ends up in the confessional booth but says nothing.
The priest ”coughs”a couple of times but still nothing.
The priest then knocks gently on the wall three times.
The drunk replies ” no use in banging the wall,there’s no paper on this side either. :laugh:

:laugh:   Jazzy    :laugh:

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