Funny Thoughts.

[FetishKitten]

Hahaha, some great stuff on here :laugh:

[jazzy]

”Playing a round ”
Gorgeous blonde has had a week of golf lessons and is now ready for her first game.
After twenty minutes she is stung by a bee and goes back to the clubhouse where she meets the ”pro ”
What happened to you he said
I got stung by a bee
Where about
Between the first and second holes
”Your stance is too wide ”    :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[PRH]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg10508#msg10508 date=1166360988]
”Playing a round ”
Gorgeous blonde has had a week of golf lessons and is now ready for her first game.
After twenty minutes she is stung by a bee and goes back to the clubhouse where she meets the ”pro ”
What happened to you he said
I got stung by a bee
Where about
Between the first and second holes
”Your stance is too wide ”    :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

:laugh:   Jazzy    :laugh:

     :cheer:  🙂

[jazzy]

”The truth will out ”
A man rushes his wife to the hospital as she is about to give birth.
As it is a new hospital they can offer to transfer any pain from the mother to the father so both agree.
After 10% the  husband says he is fine so they increase until they reach 100% and still no problem.
Afew hours after the birth they are allowed to go home and on arrival they find the milkman dead on the porch. OOoops!!!!
Just for fun
Best wishes to all

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

How we age. 😉
Son to Father; How many kinds of boobies are there Dad.
3 Son; women in their 20’s-melons,round and firm
      women 30-40’s pears,nice but hanging
      women over 50-onions
Why onions Dad.when you see them you cry…….

Daughter to Mum; What are ”Willies ” like Mum…
trees- when men are 20they are like oak.mighty hard
      when men are 30-40. birch-flexiable but nice
      when men are 50. christmas trees.
Why christmas trees Mum
They are dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.

just a thought..

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

”Techi Tips ”
As most of you know i am a Numpty with computers,but here’s what i know now.

Hard Drive;    17th hole at St. Andrews

Wireless protocols;  on/off swich for radio

Memory;  forget that one

disk size; were 7 inches but now available as long player.

Floppy;  bit personal

Defragmentation;  you dropped it

Ram;  ewe all know that?

Windows 98; new double glazing 9 years ago.

just for fun  :cheer:

Just Jazzy  :laugh:

[jazzy]

Mickey Mouse was at his lawyers seeking a divorce from Minnie
but the lawyer said he couldn’t grant a divorce as he found Minnie quite sensible and not crazy.
Mickey said, ”she is fuc*ing Goofy  ”

[jazzy]

What woman can;
wash up with her right hand
dry with her left hand
brush the floor with her left leg
dust with her right leg
give you a blow-job
and open a bottle of beer with her arse;

A SWISS ARMY WIFE.  lmao  lmao  lmao

JUST FOR FUN. smt

:laugh:  jAZZY    :laugh:

[jazzy]

A true story.
3 old men in a nursing home got together one day for a chat.
1st. old guy
”i’m 80 yrs old and i only dribble in the toilet now”

2nd.old guy
I’m 85 and i cannot get my bowels to move at all.

3rd. old guy

”I’m 90,each morning at 6.00 am i have a good long pee
at 6.15 my bowels move like clockwork.

trouble is i don’t get up till 7.00 am.  lmao

just for fun  :cheer:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[jazzy]

My early school daze.!!

Name four fruits starting with N

NAPPLE,NORANGE,NONION,NANA. X

What is a Hebrew.

MALE TEABAG. X

What is the hottest part of the Sun.

PAGE 3. x

How do you know Moses was sick.

DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HIS TABLETS. X

Name 5 disciples.

MATHEW,MARK,OLIVIA,NEWTON,JOHN. X

Why do elephants have four feet.

THEY WOULD LOOK SILLY WITH 6 INCHES. X

I passed the 11 plus when i was 23.

just for fun.  :laugh:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[PRH]

Interesting as always! 🙂
PRH

[jazzy]

Blue Moon….

Mary had a little lamb
the doctors were confused
but all agreed to stay quite calm
until the birth was news.

All the sheep were gathered
was it ewe or ewe or ewe
someone somewhere’s the father
yet the doctors don’t know who

Then we get some breaking news
it is all to do with the genes
Cybill Shepherd is Mary’s mother
now you know what that must mean.

just for fun :laugh:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[RebelsAnjel]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg12989#msg12989 date=1172950749]
Blue Moon….

Mary had a little lamb
the doctors were confused
but all agreed to stay quite calm
until the birth was news.

All the sheep were gathered
was it ewe or ewe or ewe
someone somewhere’s the father
yet the doctors don’t know who

Then we get some breaking news
it is all to do with the genes
Cybill Shepherd is Mary’s mother
now you know what that must mean.

just for fun :laugh:

:laugh:   Jazzy    :laugh:

Hehehehehe…rut-ro…but hehehehe

[jazzy]

”Shell Shock ”

Why i don’t want to be an egg.

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It only takes 3 minutes to get hard.

You come in a box with another 11 guys.

The only one to sit on your face is your Mother.

just for fun. :laugh:

:laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

[PRH]

Thanks for the  :cheer: Jazzy!

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