Funny Thoughts.

[jazzy]

just a thought.

A bicycle can’t stand alone….it’s two tired

A Will…….Dead giveaway

Backward poet……..writes inverse

Chicken crossing the road…Poultry in motion

Boiled egg……..hard to beat

If you see one shopping centre…you’ve seen a Mall

Don’t jump off a bridge in Paris…..You are in Seine

Acupuncture….a Jab well done

Just for Fun  :cheer:

;)  Jazzy    😉

[jazzy]

A woman goes to the doctor to ask to have an operation to increase her breast size.
The doctor says,don’t be too hasty,i think mind over matter will help you.
each morning you get up grab your breasts and say scoobie,doobie doobie i want big boobies.
One morning running late she does her exercises on the bus and the man beside her says:cheer:ohmy:ctor Wilson.
Yes,how do you know that
Hickory Dickory Dock………

Old woman goes to the doctor for birth control tablets.
Doctor says your 74,you don’t need these
But i sleep better Doctor
How.
I put them in my grandaughters orange juice

just for fun. :laugh: :laugh:

;)  Jazzy    😉

[jazzy]

Seeing Bella Wares reminded me of Perry Como,what did Delaware.
Panty Hog Version:
How much is her panties…….Alaska
Who has the sweetest panties….Georgia
Who sells other items……..Idaho es and tights etc.
Kansas deliver quickly.
Can i buy two pair……Louisiana friend post double orders
Who is the japanese girl seller…Miss ouri
Can i send a gift…….How about a New Jersey
Panties arrived on time………Thank Utah
where’s my money…….Ohio i meant to post it yesterday
Miss wolf’s panties…….Virginia
Panties for Bush….Delivery Washington Post

Just for fun smt

;)  Jazzy    😉

[Anonymous]

I don’t get that birth control one Jazzy  😥

[jazzy]

”Fly Guy”
Pilot to all passengers
”I’m afraid we do not have enough fuel and we will crash within 30 minutes”

Gorgeous woman stands up and removes all her clothes.

”Right,who wants to make me feel like a real woman?”

Guy beside her removes his shirt and says

  ”Here iron this”    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Just for fun :laugh:

;)  Jazzy    😉

[BellaWares]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg14751#msg14751 date=1176833122]
Seeing Bella Wares reminded me of Perry Como,what did Delaware.

Glad I could provide some amusement 🙂

[jazzy]

just for fun. :laugh:  dozen daft anagrams. :idiot2:

People;
fine in torn jeans-
hairpin slot-
toilets-
big melons-
yanks brat-
rare london ass-
Places;
big mule-
arbitrate gin-
legal noses-
gas slave-
sex lad atlas-
satanic sky-

Have fun with these,answers to follow-soon. :rolleyes:

;)  Jazzy    😉

[jazzy]

here are the answers ;

Jennifer Aniston

Paris Hilton

T S Eliot

Mel Gibson

Tyra Banks

Rossanne Arnold

Belgium

Great Britain

Los Angeles

Las Vegas

Dallas,Texas

Kansas City

Just for Fun

:laugh:   Jazzy     :laugh:

[jazzy]

Car sticker in Glasgow.

If you can read this-some bastard’s stole my caravan.  :laugh:

Just for Fun :cheer:

;)  Jazzy    😉

[jazzy]

Think before you speak…………

People with true character show it when nobody else is present
A closed mind is a good thing to lose
Never confuse having a career with having a life
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile
He who stands for nothing falls for anything
One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others
Good taste is boundless while bad taste knows no bounds.

just a thought. smt

😉 Jazzy  😉

[jazzy]

On my way into town i met up with an old friend who sadly lost an arm in a car accident.
I said ”are you going shopping ”?
he said ”No i’m going to the garage to change a light bulb”
i said ”how can you do that ”
he said ”it’s ok i kept the receipt ”

smt  Jazzy    smt

[jazzy]

Women >Two guys get talking to a woman in a bar.<>1st Guy yuppie,young urban professional<>2nd Guy ; ”I;m a dink,double income no kids.just joking.Why did the hedgehog cross the road,to see his flatmate. :laugh:<>Why do married men love blowjobs-15 minutes of silence. ;>Best wishes to all Jazzy

[jazzy]

Overheard two girls discussing their latest boyfriends.<>My bloke is very cute but he has dandruff.How do you give;shoulders >just for fun Jazzy

[jazzy]

A snip for £10<>An old lady is dragging two bin bags behind her when a policeman notices one bag is burst and £10 notes are falling out.<>He asks the old lady where she got all the money.<>She said she lives beside the football stadium and when the game is over many guys hide in her garden bushes to have a pee.<>She is already there with wire cutters and demands £10 or she will cut it off.sadly she says,some didn;t pay.little prick.<>On the first day for the new teacher someone wrote on the blackboard in small print;penis>She rubbed it off and got on with work.<>Next day same again but the writing was larger

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Men& WomenHow many men does it take to open a beer bottle<>None. She should have it opened before she brings it.>How do you know when a woman is smart.I married Miss Right.<>Did;t know her first name was;ALWAYS >Marriage is a 3 ring circus.<>Engagement ring,wedding ring, Suffering.>Why do men die before women.<>because they want to.>How do you remember your wifes birthday<>Forget it ONCE.>just for fun. Jazzy

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