Humor- King Arthur And The Witch (A little long, but funny)

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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved
by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
freedom, as
long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would
have a year
to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no
answer, he
would be put to death.

The question?….What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it
seemed an
impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted
the
monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the
princess,
the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she
would
have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to
talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have
to agree
to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had
only
one tooth, smelled like sewerage, made obscene noises, etc. He had
never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a
terrible
burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s
life and the
preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur’s
question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered….is to be in charge of
her
own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom
and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited
him. The
most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed.
The
astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed
self only
half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day. or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful
woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his
castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day,
but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate
moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT…make YOUR choice before you
scroll down below.

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all
the
time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of
her own
life.

Now…what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is…..If you don’t let a woman have her own
way…………………………………
Things are going to get ugly.?

lmao PK

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[quote author=admin link=topic=347.msg1818#msg1818 date=1123819669]

The moral is…..If you don’t let a woman have her own
way…………………………………
Things are going to get ugly.?

lmao PK

Good to start the day with a laugh .. um, but I’m sure there is a GREAT truth in that punchline? :ohmy:

[cherie]

I am

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

(and so is Sgt Knickers!)

Yes, I’m not afraid to say it – if I don’t get my own way things around here get ugly!? That’s why I’m the Mistress? ?:kiss:

xox
Lady Cherie

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