Just a few funnies

[mikeguk]

1. Whats the difference between a Goodyear car tyre and 365 condoms?

One`s a Goodyear, and the other`s a bloody good year.

2. What do accountants do when they`re constipated?

Work it out with a pencil.

3. How do you know if you`ve caught bird flu??

You`re unable to park and start talking about shoes.

lmao

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