Manly stuff!

[DavC]

You know how us men love to revert to our Neanderthal selves? 😉

Well – last week this 25ft cherry tree fell down in our garden.  No damage though there was a “Thank f**k we weren’t standing there!”.

Oh well – get some blokes in to clear it.  How much then?  £300  – are you effin’ havin a laugh?  :crazy2: .  I’ll bloody do it myself thought I – being a smart arse.  I mean how difficult can it be?

Well after chopping it up yesterday, today was “take it to the dump” day.  Well – I quickly realised that it would take me 10 years at that rate. So – bing – I know, set light to it and simply take the big stuff to the dump.

So there I was, tea in hand, tending the fire, smelling the smoke, with the sun shining.  That I was it – I was back hunting mammoths! :laugh:

I AM MAN – HEAR ME
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say “oooo – me back!”

F**k I’m knackered.  So no fun on the bear skins tonight! :laugh:

How on earth did the Cavemen have the energy to shag? :ohmy:

David

[Tabitha]

smt ooh you big manly thing you!
{They got women to do the gathering and if most of my sociology/anthropology courses are right , they got stoned went and bashed something over the head then went home and said heres your mammoth now shag me women!}

[Jessia_Jones_666]

Yum Yum  🙂

[dirty_lil_panties06_uk]

I once had my partner trim my bush for me (the green type that grow outdoors) because it was so big (the bush)he used an electric hedge trimmer and he stood on my garden table (plastic one) I stood proudly watching his manly effort as trimmed away until the table gave way and he feel through it with the hedge trimmer still going. I couldn’t help him up for laughing and a neighbour went to his rescue  lmao  lmao He had a nasty cut on his leg but he didn’t need stitches  lmao  lmao I guess he isn’t exactly hunter / gatherer material. When my tree fell recently in the storm I didn’t ask him to do it. A chap with a chainsaw did and nearly crushed himself with it. I stood in my kitchen and nearly wet myself laughing lmao  Next time maybe I should put an ad in the local rag “caveman required”

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