This is the dumbest mother…… of questions. So dum that I’ll have to preface it with a leetle jokeee to see if that will stop the dumm Police from making an arrest.
The Joak: There was a young Miss from Madras,
who had a most beautiful ass.
Not round and pink, as you probably think,
but grey, with Long ears,and ate grass!
Phew!! the question:I am intrigued by what I fondly imagine is the ferment fermenting beneath that maxi-skirt of yours, beautiful lady(try not to trip on your hem!!!AHEM!!!) I wonder if you have an interest, however slight, in science?Even being able to pronounce the word will give you an A grade!!! If so, Glory Hallelujah, we could meet to discus a BIG BANG?Failing that I would be willing to accept a free 3-day panty.
DO NOT SAY YES TO THAT LATTER.Hahahah. It would SHOCK me to death, and you wouldn’t want to see that happen would you?.ON THE OTHER HAND,you would create a legend in your time,with panty addicts, far or near, singing your praises ceaselessly,and who,like the cherubs round the throne “resteth neither day nor nite”.