Now Don't Bite!

[DavC]

But I am always surprised by the number of new sellers who seem to be “student nurses” OR “students trying to pay off their loan” AND are always “attractive”

Clearly there is a national crisis amongst students!  This has been ignored by the nationa press and I have decided that it falls to me to go the media and bring this to the worlds attention.  No more “Fathers for Justice”! Now its “Students with Used Panties”!  Yes – a just and true cause for me to champion.  The UNited Nations must be informed and pass a resolution “Actions to improve the gussets of students (female)”

Hang on  :unsure:- I’ll have to declare who I am and ..  well .. .  Actually – going to the media ain’t such a good idea really.  Sorry “students” you are on your own. 😥

Hang on ….  You don’t think that they may not all be “students”?  They wouldn’t possibly be playing on mens fantasies?  Oh – how unfair, how unkind!  The horror, the horror, ….. the horror.

Wanders off distraught – but cheers up thinking of the forthcoming pair from Kez (a truly deserving girl) smt

David

XXXX

[Anna]

Oi cheeky.  :laugh:

I’m a student! Some of us are you know. Not all I suspect but some are.

And I am bloody attractive!

C’mere so I can bite you David.

[DavC]

:ohmy:

Oh Mistress Anna

I am barely worthy!

  & says

“Bite my shiny metal ass!”

Of course you have to watch Futurama to get that one!

Anna – I feel truly bitten & you are gorgeous.  I am SO alight for you (and Kez, and Rachy – woah I’m on FIRE. :kiss:

David

[FetishKitten]

Rofl…David…You are too lovely for words.

Its great to have your humour here, thankyou for making us smile 🙂

[Anna]

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:ohmy:

Oh Mistress Anna

I am barely worthy!

  & says

“Bite my shiny metal ass!”

Of course you have to watch Futurama to get that one!

Anna – I feel truly bitten & you are gorgeous.  I am SO alight for you (and Kez, and Rachy – woah I’m on FIRE. :kiss:

David

Yes, I know the kinky robot.

Tell you what David, when I graduate I’ll post a pic of me in my graduation gown and some satin panties….only…just prove I am a student, was a student.

xxx

[DavC]

More seriously Anna – I wish you every success.  Uni/college is a fantastic opportunity to advance, learn & flourish. 🙂

So – actually I would be delighted for you to graduate (and not just cos I would love to see you in a gown & knickers!)

My uni years were spent getting incredibly drunk at the start and shagging like crazy at the end. jo

Worst moment – drinking a huge quantity of spirits and being oh so very ill. :buck2:

Best moment – 3 in a bed (me and 2 girls, with ice cubes!!)

Wanders off wishing I was that young (& energetic!LOL) again.

David

[Tabitha]

:huh: if that’s you flourishing what on earth were you like before dav??

and whats this about all sellers being attractive ?

Personally I pride myself on being over weight and the human equivalent of shabby chic {Trust me , me after a night shift will never make it in FHMS high street honeys unless they have a tramp section}

Anna keep flying the flag for beauty and brains ..I think if you do that photo you might have to throw something other than your cap in the air lol

[Anna]

Thank you David and Tabitha.

I’m on track for a good 2.1 at the moment so fingers crossed I’ll actually get it!

[Anonymous]

Hi David!

I giggle that many girls claim to be STUDENTS too. I wonder how many really are.  On that note, back when I was a student in college, I sure wish I knew about selling panties!  Boy do I ever!  It would have been so much better than trying to work 2 shitty ass jobs to pay for it! 

You might be in luck again soon however, I plan to go back to school in the Spring so I can get a promotion at work – plus it would be cool to have 2 degrees..might make people think I’m super smart or something (I would have a degree in Business AND Accounting).

You can bet if you see me advertising I’m a student, that I really am :)  smt

[lolol]

Haha.. everyone is attractive in their own mind. smt

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