Christmas is coming. How about we start spreading some Christmas cheer? I’ll go first. Here’s a little song I wrote. I hope you learn it note by note (yes, don’t worry, be happy). More verses to come, or add your own!
Sung to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town.
Oh you better not shout
you better not cry
you better not pout I’m tellin’ you why
Panty Clause is coming to town
He’s bringing dirty panties
their odor is just great
with gussets soaked in girly goo
to help you masturbate
Oh you better not shout
you better not cry
you better not pout I’m tellin’ you why
Panty Clause is coming to town
He knows you’re really after pussy
covered in nylon or acetate
he’ll even bring you white cotton
because he knows your boner can not wait
Oh you better not shout
you better not cry
you better not pout I’m tellin’ you why
Panty Clause is coming to town
c 2005 Andie
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