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[Ruby Red]

mad Fuck…no FUCK FUCK FUCK  lmao

Ok, please be gentle…I’m about to publicly humiliate myself…here goes  :blush:

I’ve been filling another order, a very pretty white thong with my intoxicating nectar until…

my fucking mutinous uterus decided to drop by EARLY and say “Hi, I’m here to stay for a few days, and fuck up your order” in the nicest possible way, of course  :crazy2:

Any seasoned gals have any advice for this lovely dilemma?

I want to contact the buyer and give him full disclosure, but I’m not sure if he’ll be pissed off or grossed out LOL  but I’d like to throw in some extra, free surprises for him due to the delay.

I’d love to hear how you gals have handled this situation  smt

[mikeguk]

Ruby,
As a season buyer, if the seller contacted me and said that she had started early, it wouldn`t be a problem at all, I would just be glad that i know there would be a delay.

Mike
:kiss:

[Ruby Red]

Sorry for all the “f” words  :laugh:

I don’t normally cuss THAT much….guess I went into shock…you should’ve seen me. I was sitting at my desk, felt “it” coming, and gasped.  :ohmy: As I got up, I shoved my hand into my pants to pull the thong aside as I ran to the bathroom…it was hysterical and I was too slow.  :rolleyes: 

For those who want to know, no I don’t normally shove my hands down my pants lol but I was making an order for a first time buyer…so I panicked  :uglystupid2:

After another shower, and a ruined pair of panties (hmm or are they? :coolsmiley:) I went into sluggish mode…Now I’m crampy, tired and waiting it out lol

I did email my buyer and sent him some pics to thank him for his patience…I’ll keep you all posted with the outcome 🙂

So, you really must watch the movie Dirty Love…it’s such good timing lol (B movie, but funny)  :laugh:

[Ponygirl]

Oh no!

That must have been so annoying. The thought of you making your frantic toilet dash gave me a giggle though!!  :cheer: I am lucky enough to be as regular as clockwork, thanks to the goood old contraceptive pill. I almost have it down to the hour now! I hate the unpredictability of how, ahem, wet, I get each day though, sometimes damp, sometimes gushing, there is no way of telling! I made the mistake of only allocating 1 days wear for each pair of panties when I started, but now I allow 2 days for each just in case, to get them just right. Still, it would be boring if we were the same everyday, wouldn’t it? I suppose the variety is all part of the fun!

Have a bath and some chocolate, I hope that ‘it’ doesn’t stay too long! x

[Cindy_PantyParadise]

Oh GIRLS! Get the Mirena IUD .. I havent had a period for 7 years!!!!

[Anna]

Look!  mad

1. We’re women

2. Women have periods

3. Periods do not respect calendars

You do not have to apologise for having an early period. You do not owe your buyer anything apart from a quick email to let them know that your period is early so therefore he will have to wait a little longer for his order.

It’s not your fault! If he is pissed off or grossed out then he needs to do some serious growing up.

Rant over.

[PiercedPanties]

I know exactly how you feel Ruby – I experienced the same thing last Thursday!!  And I have an order for tomorrow, but my uterus hasn’t given up yet!!! Grrr!  :angry:

I’m on the contraceptive implant, but it’s still trying to establish itself – a few months ago i bleed for 5weeks before I went to the doctor and she put me on the pill to stop the bleeding (complicated, but basically, the extra hormones settle your body a bit), but the pill has very nasty effects on my body.  :rolleyes:

Anyway, I could bitch for days (literally) when it comes to issues ‘down there’, but it’s just as well I have one or two customers who like this time of the month (or months when you’re talking about my body).  They always make me feel better when I’m feeling over-emotional and crampy.  :cheer:

Elise
xxx

[Anonymous]

I was on the DEPOT injection after my pregnancy and didn’t have a period for 5 years, it was great!!!
Now I’m au naturelle and have to get back into it all again – its a bitch!!!

[Ruby Red]

Awww, sorry to hear you’re going through the same thing Elise 🙁
I’m usually regular and I keep track of my cycle with mycycle.com it sends me reminders and keeps track of it all instead of putting stickers on my calendar and having to explain what they are when friends visit  :cheer:  It “estimates” when the next cycle will be but c’est la vie, what can you do?

I was on the pill for quite some time and decided to take a break (a close friend of mine had a stroke from being on the pills for many years, but she was on the pill since she was 14) so I have talked with my doctor and she said it’s good to take a break….but I love that sound of that heavenly device , Cindy  smt

How refreshing not to buy tampons in bulk!  lmao And thank you for the advice ladies and gent  smt, very heartwarming  smt I felt so alone lol  and no periods def don’t respect calendars lol 
and a hot bath and chocolate sounds divine :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

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