The Hotlanta Kink Test

[Anna]

[quote author=admin link=topic=1625.msg10238#msg10238 date=1165440891]
My question after taking the quiz is: Exactly how can bestiality be consensual?  :huh:

Well the animal can’t say ‘No!‘ can it?

joke!

[MissSilverCat]

Animals have big pointy teeth and like to say no, especially when you want to give them annual bath, lol.

[Anna]

[quote author=MissSilverCat link=topic=1625.msg10242#msg10242 date=1165444547]
Animals have big pointy teeth and like to say no, especially when you want to give them annual bath, lol.

I don’t believe for one minute that they say ‘no’, unless Czech animals are different to other animals?

[tastykacie]

My score was 685. I think that’s respectable.

[nathalie]

I’ve just been having a word with my cat, she says that consensual bestiality is impossible as animals can’t talk, now I’m wondering how she told me that!

My score was 888 so I’m going to have another word with her and see if I can’t claw a few more points…

:angel:

[MissSilverCat]

[quote author=Anna link=topic=1625.msg10249#msg10249 date=1165529332]
I don’t believe for one minute that they say ‘no’, unless Czech animals are different to other animals?

Ok… it tends to be more like “meow” or more like “meow, put the shower and shampoo down or I will claw out your eyes” 😉

[Kinky Kate]

Yup, I believe animals can get their point across without the use of words, aka nonverbal communication.  Ever get bitten, clawed, scratched, growled at, etc:huh:  But still… beastiality??!! I think I’ll throw-up now…-KK

[MissSilverCat]

Just to make things clear, I was joking with my comments. I was not implying that bestiality is right, lol 😉

[darkhairedkaren]

475!

401 to 500 You are definitely a kinky player.

Not too naughty…  But definitely not just nice.  😉

[Love2Smell]

Weeeellll,

I may like panties, but I’m clearly out of my league here on PH!  Just look at all of you pervs!  😉

As for boring old me:

“Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 385!
301 to 400: You have kinky playful tendencies.”

Hotlanta’s kinkiness test has no questions on the combination of recreational substances and intimacy, though… and why not?  :idiot2:

[nathalie]

Cos if you need to snort it to want it, you just ain’t livin it!

[FetishKitten]

I had a male friend ask me if i would dress up as a cow for him once…
Something was mentioned about Udders…
I was at uni and not panty selling, it was just a drunken question that he regretted asking in the morning.
Moo?
:ohmy:

[Love2Smell]

[quote author=nathalie link=topic=1625.msg10330#msg10330 date=1165879727]
Cos if you need to snort it to want it, you just ain’t livin it!

Presumably, this was a reply to my question about why the Hotlanta test had no questions about mixing sex with drugs?

You have seen “purity tests” before, haven’t you?  Most of them ask about a smorgasbord of kinks.  And if a questionnaire covers rimming, group sex, dungeons, leaving bruises, genital piercings, bukkake, and bestiality — all of which are mentioned in the Hotlanta test — a little psychoactive enhancement seems pretty tame by comparison.

Lastly, let’s not confuse the idea of combining sex with drugs with “needing to snort it to want it.”  We’re not automatically talking about Ted Haggard here — I trust you all remember him?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=Haggard+pastor+methamphetamine+gay+sex

We can answer “yes” to Question 94 on the Hotlanta test — “Have you ever left or recieved bruises from your partner during play?” — without saying that “you need to beat up on someone to get off.”  Can’t we?

[Anna]

[quote author=Love2Smell link=topic=1625.msg10342#msg10342 date=1165947772]

We can answer “yes” to Question 94 on the Hotlanta test — “Have you ever left or recieved bruises from your partner during play?” — without saying that “you need to beat up on someone to get off.”  Can’t we?

Yes, I answered yes to that one and no, I don’t NEED that to get off. The bruises were caused by a wooden spoon and riding crop by the way, I’m too ladylike to punch.

[FetishKitten]

Being someone “in the scene” and living in a D/s household
I can honestly say i answered yes to that one too.
And i dont need it to get off either…its an enhancement to the things we already do.  I like the way a bruise looks on my skin, or on my lovers knowing that it has happened from something we have both enjoyed, consentually.

Be it biting, or scratching, or riding crop, or cane, or belt or being a bit rough when we fuck or make love…
Take your pick.

Something can be fun and an enhancement without it being a prerequisite and something you HAVE to have to enjoy sex.  Drugs, S&M or otherwise.

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