The Penguin of Death

[cherie]

Allie (the sissy, not the panty seller) just sent me this, and I thought it was so hilarious I had to post it

http://www.edwardmonkton.com/gallery06.php

I also, naturally, had to go looking for the list of the 412 ways the Penguin of Death could do the deed…

http://thebigpenguinproject.tripod.com/id1.html

Hope ya’ll are having a merry holiday season.? ?:kiss:

xox
Cherie

[andie]

Hmm…That is a rather strange site. On the topic of mental problems and Christmas I give you………

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna
Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy
– can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder –Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle,Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle .

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