There are four kinds of sex…

[FetishKitten]

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”

COURTROOM SEX – When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.

[anni]

what about bathroom sex. lol.

I think I might have a fetish for bathrooms  :rolleyes:

I’m going to tell this joke to everyone!

[Author]

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