My space in general is a turn off. Can’t stand the place. It looks like a car crash, sounds like a car crash and if you use dial up make sure you bring your sleeping bag as you may aswel get your head down while waiting for the pages to load.
Can’t decide wether to make the movie, the radio, or your chosen song play first? Just play them all at once in one mash of media, leaving the user in a scrable to find that 1 pixel x 1 pixel OFF button you have. Problem solved. Let people post the biggest stoopidist pictures on the comments too just to give the dial up users an extra 15 minutes kip.
The lesson here is: Go to college. Leave. Forget everything they taught you. Cram a load of slow crap and huge images with no style on to a page. Launch. GET RICH!!
I hate Myspace! I’m a bitter woman!! 😛
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