Willing to sell panty hog?

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  • #7725

    [quote author=Anna link=topic=458.msg6496#msg6496 date=1145620397]
    Why would the most successful panty seller of all time need to buy Panty Hog:huh: 

    Would he rename it?  Would it become Panty Cod?

    :rolleyes:

    What would the membership be like at Panty Cod?  Fakes, thieves, and scammers, only?  Would Tauntry be a co-owner?  “If you’re looking to buy panties that haven’t been anywhere near a real woman, check out our seller’s directory…”

    The value of Panty Hog is in the fact that its longstanding members and owners are genuine and can be trusted.  That means that in your hands, JimmyP, it would be worthless.

    #7729
    admin
    Keymaster

    Okay, I’ve thought it over. JimmyP if you’ll send me two vials of that magic elixir, then she’s all yours.  lmao lmao

    (I’m joking of course.)

    #7744
    Dr Nohoney
    Member

    Howdy there panty people it’s you know who
    Thought i’d stop by and chat to all of  you
    Today i made an offer to the good PHog folk
    I tell you friends this is not just a bad joke
    My intentions for the site are very clear
    Please gather round and lend me your ear
    Firstly i will rename it ‘ The Panty Plaice ‘
    A name which i think is apt and rather ace

    Forums will be run by a delightful bunch
    An honest duo you will love i have a hunch
    The Poacher and The Snake will be the mods
    Panties galore from dubious odds and sods
    With me in charge this site can’t go wrong
    For i’m as genuine as my panty’s fishy pong
    So i ask you PK will you sell Panty Hog to me?
    You know you can trust me because i’m JimmyP

                                            🙂

    #7745
    andie
    Member

    :ohmy: :laugh:  lmao

    #7747
    Anna
    Member

    [quote author=Dr Nohoney link=topic=458.msg6520#msg6520 date=1145687216]
    Howdy there panty people it’s you know who
    Thought i’d stop by and chat to all of  you
    Today i made an offer to the good PHog folk
    I tell you friends this is not just a bad joke
    My intentions for the site are very clear
    Please gather round and lend me your ear
    Firstly i will rename it ‘ The Panty Plaice ‘
    A name which i think is apt and rather ace

    Forums will be run by a delightful bunch
    An honest duo you will love i have a hunch
    The Poacher and The Snake will be the mods
    Panties galore from dubious odds and sods
    With me in charge this site can’t go wrong
    For i’m as genuine as my panty’s fishy pong
    So i ask you PK will you sell Panty Hog to me?
    You know you can trust me because i’m JimmyP

                                            🙂

    Another classic by our resident Poet Laureate

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