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[i]Anna – you are incorrigible!  But that’s no bad thing!!

Now – incomprehensible would be bad.  As would unintelligible.

So of those 3 – I fancy the 1st one. 

Do I bend over now? fkd

smt

David

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Have to say – timing is an incredible coincidence if its not increased mail security.

I’m hoping that “anticipation makes the scent grow stronger” , Sorry best I could come up with!!

Logically – to detect the bomb poster you would have to filter all “of the type packages” and I bet that’s a bloody huge quantity. Perhaps there are far more panty fans than we thought – tho’ I have to say my impression was that Mike and I were the UK bulk buyers!  &lt:cheer:ucks to avoid outraged sellers/other buyers>

In the interim, I will risk all and offer a “sniff” testing service!  Not quite as good as an explosive sniffing spaniel – but hey I’m free!

David

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Oooo – come on, when its hard its better (isn’t it?)!  :cheer: :laugh:

“Breathless”  – Buyers after a session with FetishKittens knickers!

“Truly, Madly, Deeply” – The art of Panty Stuffing.

Hugs

David XX

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Next!

“Apocalypse Now” – what happens when a buyer’s secret fetish is discovered by their partner!

“The horror, the horror ……the horror”

I thenk yew!

David

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Hi Jess,

Another welcome (tho I admit I’m later than a late person running very late!).

“Room with a View” – incredibly beautiful romantic film but not as great as “Truly, Madly, Deeply” which reduces me and wife to tears!

But thats a bit off topic I admit! LOL

Best wishes

David

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:laugh:

All sorted and now life has meaning again! LOL

Thanks to PRH, Kitten  smt and Barbie.

Right – time for a drink! LOL

David

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Hmm – using my special male mental agility, the votes so far seem to be indicating a trend towards the lap area of the male anatomy!

After millions of years of evolution, apparently I can be reduced to a 6 inch tube of flesh, blood and hormones!! :laugh:

Of course – when I’m flirting with Kez  smt or Anna  smt or Rachy  smt or Tori  smt(hang on that all sounds like I’m a chat tart!)) that’s actually pretty accurate.

Women have a lot to answer for < thinks of panties and wanders off in a tizzy (with hard on!)>

David

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Hi Teri,

Welcome from me too – a buyer (tho’ may be stating the obvious!)

Hope you enjoy the forums and chat.

We aren’t that frightening are we? :crazy2: LOL

David

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Ohh Judy – harder, deeper, faster, bigger, rougher, thicker …………….

Bugger – you were so good I just came like an express train! LOL :cheer:

What?  You were just being insulting?  I say – how incredibly original.  Here I am, my sides are just splitting!

Perhaps the issue is more that you can’t fuck anyone for real?

Hugs (like so NOT)

David

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More seriously Anna – I wish you every success.  Uni/college is a fantastic opportunity to advance, learn & flourish. 🙂

So – actually I would be delighted for you to graduate (and not just cos I would love to see you in a gown & knickers!)

My uni years were spent getting incredibly drunk at the start and shagging like crazy at the end. jo

Worst moment – drinking a huge quantity of spirits and being oh so very ill. :buck2:

Best moment – 3 in a bed (me and 2 girls, with ice cubes!!)

Wanders off wishing I was that young (& energetic!LOL) again.

David

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:ohmy:

Oh Mistress Anna

I am barely worthy!

  & says

“Bite my shiny metal ass!”

Of course you have to watch Futurama to get that one!

Anna – I feel truly bitten & you are gorgeous.  I am SO alight for you (and Kez, and Rachy – woah I’m on FIRE. :kiss:

David

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Anna,

I’m stunned that you don’t receive any cards! Has the world gone bonkers? :idiot2:

Let me know who the insensitive buggers are and I …. well ….I’ll er …….. go and give them a damn good telling off ! :knuppel2:

Of course – us PH types are just smoochyified over you ie so addled with love/lust we can’t remember how to post cards! smt

*Nice hug around your shoulders*

David XXxx

BTW – I dropped you a note re advice.  TY

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PK & Mike,

I feel a right banana cos having posted , the next thing I read was PK’s notice from earlier.

So apologies and :idiot2: of me.

I blame Kez  smt as she has sent me a fantastic photo set and its made me all addled!

David xxx

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V puzzling cos it worked until yesterday (Mon) but has been down all day today.

Makes me sad 😥

David

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Kitten & I observed some very odd behaviour recently.

Woman walks up, gets on Kitten’s couch and burbles something about Kitten having “hurt” her,”whips” etc.

She then just stays there for about 5 minutes and then burbles about being whipped again.

All without so much as a by your leave. 

Kitten & I were both convinced she was he in real life. It was the lack of any basic manners that made it most odd/offputting etc.

David

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