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HI and Welcome! I’m sure you’ll enjoy it here!

Thank you, I’ll be here all week… and don’t forget to tip your waitstaff.

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No way!!! I’m not telling!!!

I have dialup because I get it free with my telephone service. I honestly can’t afford a high-speed connection.

Hey, you asked!!! 😉

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[quote author=lil_pornstar link=topic=67.msg6360#msg6360 date=1145214040]
I would do wee and poo in seperate containers  :rolleyes:

I do it in one big container and we call it a toilet (I believe it’s a French word) here in the states. I don’t think I’ve ever shipped one, though. ;)  :cheer:

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I can’t imagine why you thought the Moronic guy was scary if you don’t think I am… or do you:huh:? 😉

I can see why he is infatuated with you, though!!!!  smt

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Well, just go take the naughtiest pics you can and send them to me. I’ll check them over very closely for any rule infractions. 😉

Actually, I know PK had a few rules about insertion of things and such but I don’t see any list of rules. I think in keeping with the theme of the site, you might start out by putting up some panty pics. Then see how it goes from there.

Asking questions is a good thing. There have been people who just decided to do whatever they want and that gets messy and made them no friends. So go right ahead and ask questions! It shows alot about you and helps you get aquainted with all sorts of folks.

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No, not stupid! You’ll find that Phog is a place where people try to help others out. You didn’t think of the time differences because you’re new here so we brought it up. The important thing is now folks know when you’ll be chatting and hopefully they can make it. Then you’ll have some new friends.

What’s a GMT? Is that metric:huh:? 😉

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Also remember to be patient. It’s not gonna happen overnight. Hanging around PHOG and being yourself is a good way to gain exposure. Put up some pics in the member’s media gallery. I bet before you know it, you’ll have all sorts of customers/friends by doing the things people here have suggested.

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It’s a great idea to post when you’ll be in there. I bet you’ll meet alot of folks, some naughty and some not. I do think you’ll need to be a bit more specific when it comes to the time you’ll be there, though. LOL

We have alot of folks here from around the world and what is one person’s 3pm is another’s 10am. 😉

I’d love to chat sometime and I hope to meet up with you sometime in the chat room. It’s always good to make new friends.

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[quote author=admin link=topic=1046.msg6317#msg6317 date=1145168264]
Naughty chat  jo  Shit, looks like I missed it.  🙁

Don’t put the pee-shooter away just yet, PK! Mi’s post says ‘Sunday’ night, too!!! Break out the lube and kleenex to wind down your Easter!!!  :laugh:

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HI and welcome!!!

Remember, when in doubt, pinkie out!

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[quote author=melsdirtyknickers link=topic=1019.msg6300#msg6300 date=1145125663]
im thankful for my small ones lol

I’m thankful for any I can get my hands on!!!!!!!!

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We’ve had  big problem with fake beggars for years here in the States. The approach your talking about doesn’t work well because people are always mooching a couple bucks off each other here. We toss so much money off to people we know, we have none left for the stranger with a sob story. That or we have no patience left for them.

What they do here is stand on busy street corners in the big cities, dressed in rags, and hold up signs looking for a handout. Investigative news teams here have followed many of the ‘poor souls’ when they knock off for the day to find them going around the corner to a late model car and driving home to a nice house in the suburbs.

My boss loves to take an extra sandwich and some fruit with him when he goes into the city to make deliveries. He’ll tell one of the beggars that he has no extra money but gives them the food so they can eat. As he looks in his mirrors when he drives off, he usually sees the beggar throw the food in the trash can. Someone really down on their luck would be hungry enough to eat the food.

I think there’s good money in playing on the goodwill of others. It could be worse, they could be working for an investment firm and just take big money from people’s investment accounts… oh wait, they really do that too!!!!!!

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Phew! Then you didn’t see… I mean… Dirty shame that is. Maybe if you log out of Phog and then log back in? Or reboot your computer?  lmao

Actually minichat must not be working for alot of people because I seem to be the only one posting there for the last 15 hours or so.  :laugh:

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Bloody buggery bollocks, what the heckity heck…

That language is quite unbecoming for a lady of your status and breeding. Speaking of breeding, LET’S!!!!  :cheer:

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[quote author=kellyamiina perfectpanties link=topic=1036.msg6258#msg6258 date=1144914858]
i didnt think americans called it ‘wank’ ! 😛

Sorry if I offended anyone by using a non-american word. I’ll try to refrain from vebally venturing off my continent in the future. Is I ok if I use words from Canada?

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Well, they are panties… on a woman… in sexy poses… Sorry, I feel another wank coming on!!!!!  jo

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