[Love2Smell]

Thank you!   B)

[Love2Smell]

[quote author=admin link=topic=1540.msg11692#msg11692 date=1170311009]
It is back now. I believe your stories made it through.

PK

Yes, they did!  Any many other great stories are back as well!  Thank you for your efforts!  🙂

I’m sorry to see that Cindy’s stories may not have survive… and there’s one from Anna I went looking for that also has not reappeared…  🙁

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[quote author=Cindy_PantyParadise link=topic=1755.msg11302#msg11302 date=1169037082]
Really interesting story love2smell

I thought that I just might get your attention with this story!  smt

As for bees – what bizarre and strange lyrics!  Swarm around her mouth ?? Did I miss something lol

It’s a traditional American folk song called “Get Along Home, Cindy.”  I learned it in music class as a child.

If you browse the Internet, you will find many variations on the lyrics.  Not every version includes the passage about the honeybees.  Here’s a version which does include those lyrics:

http://www.mp3lyrics.org/m/merle-haggard/get

Another verse I find amusing goes like this:

I wish I was an apple
A-hangin’ on a tree
And every time my Cindy passed
She’d take a bite of me.

Oh yeah, I can handle some of that.  😉

I don’t much care for country music, but I like what this song represents — a time when people living in the heartland of the United States were not the uptight religious crypto-fascists bent on world domination that they are today…  :idiot2:

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Weeeellll,

Once upon a time there was a working Stories section here on Panty Hog.  It was broken during one of the upgrades.  My story was there, and only there, and now it’s lost.  😥

Several months ago, our esteemed admin said that he might be able to recover these stories from his archive.  But it hasn’t happened yet and I’m beginning to think that it will never happen.  😥

Anyway, enough sobbing — here is one part of that story rewritten, focusing on my first panty sniff.  It didn’t happen until I was well into my 30’s — and it involved ants.

I was married at the time of my panty discovery (and still am, to the same wonderful but, sadly, less sexual woman), and I’d had a few girlfriends before marriage.  So I was already familiar with the wonderful scent of The Real Thing.  I can’t get enough of the smell of pussy!  But even though I was doing my wife’s laundry and handling her undies on a regular basis, I had never smelled anything on them.  My wife’s scent is on the light side, bordering on unnoticeable.  She washes herself a lot.  She finds her own smell embarrassing.

My wife is also over ten years older than I am, and was divorced.  Once she married me, I found myself sharing a house with her daughter, who was a college freshman.  The daughter is a nice enough person, but she is messy.  My wife and I were always pestering her to clean up.  Occasionally we would take matters into our own hands and clean up her room for her.  We would find clothes and candy wrappers stuffed in various places around the room.

Anyway, one day I was going into the daughter’s room to open the window.  I found a trail of ants leading all the way across her floor and into her hamper!  “Here we go again,” I thought.  I expected to find a candy wrapper with an unfinished piece of candy in a pants pocket.  I dumped her hamper on the floor.

I found a pair of jeans that the ants were swarming over — but there was nothing in any pocket, and the ants were going inside the jeans.  I opened the jeans and found a pair of white cotton briefs.  The ants were swarming over a crusty, pale yellow pussy stain!  An instant later, the smell hit me, from close to a foot away.  Pure, clean, potent pussy.  Wow.  I was transported immediately.

After eradicating the ants, I spent a little quality time with my treasure.  I’ve been secretly hunting for (and sometimes buying) panties ever since.

There’s an old song called “Cindy” which includes the lyric, “She’s so sweet, the honeybees all swarm around her mouth.”  That’s not very far from the truth, is it?  :rolleyes:

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I was with you, April, until this part:

[quote author=April link=topic=1636.msg10339#msg10339 date=1165943909]
To Cindy you xxxx DO NOT DELETE MY MESSAGES!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!  mad mad

Sorry — for some reason I’m just not in the mood any more.  🙁

[Love2Smell]

This is the off-topic section, right?  So if we stray far afield from the subject of panties, that’s OK?

Let me preface my remarks by saying that I am not advocating that you violate the laws of your country.

Having said that, you should know that there is a concerted effort to exaggerate the dangers of illegal drugs.  Those stories about believing that you can fly, and then killing yourself while under the influence are nothing more than urban legends.

Addiction and health risks are complex issues.  It is difficult to say much on these subjects, because the US government made the genuine scientific study of illegal drugs pretty much impossible about forty years ago.  Notice that the study of the LSD-influenced artist was done way back in the 1950’s.  Still, we can state pretty confidently that there are several illegal drugs which are far less addictive, less threatening to health, and far more interesting, than alcohol or tobacco.

Read Aldous Huxley’s Island for a fairly accurate description of a psilocybin experience (so a friend tells me  :laugh: ).  The book also describes, quite plausibly in my view, a culture which treats drug use rationally, and even manages to obtain some societal benefits from drugs.

Yes, I’m a hippy at heart.  And I have flown in my dreams, too — and breathed underwater.  So sue me!  😉

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[quote author=nathalie link=topic=1625.msg10330#msg10330 date=1165879727]
Cos if you need to snort it to want it, you just ain’t livin it!

Presumably, this was a reply to my question about why the Hotlanta test had no questions about mixing sex with drugs?

You have seen “purity tests” before, haven’t you?  Most of them ask about a smorgasbord of kinks.  And if a questionnaire covers rimming, group sex, dungeons, leaving bruises, genital piercings, bukkake, and bestiality — all of which are mentioned in the Hotlanta test — a little psychoactive enhancement seems pretty tame by comparison.

Lastly, let’s not confuse the idea of combining sex with drugs with “needing to snort it to want it.”  We’re not automatically talking about Ted Haggard here — I trust you all remember him?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=Haggard+pastor+methamphetamine+gay+sex

We can answer “yes” to Question 94 on the Hotlanta test — “Have you ever left or recieved bruises from your partner during play?” — without saying that “you need to beat up on someone to get off.”  Can’t we?

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Weeeellll,

I may like panties, but I’m clearly out of my league here on PH!  Just look at all of you pervs!  😉

As for boring old me:

“Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 385!
301 to 400: You have kinky playful tendencies.”

Hotlanta’s kinkiness test has no questions on the combination of recreational substances and intimacy, though… and why not?  :idiot2:

[Love2Smell]

So far, my experience tells me that the kind of panties doesn’t much affect the amount of aroma that they carry.  I have found, or purchased, several fullbacks and a few thongs.  As long as the gusset area isn’t one of those all-lace lingerie things, then the potential for days, even weeks, of fragrant dreaming is there.

What matters more than the type of panties, in my opinion, is whether the lady and the gentleman are a “match.”  It is surprising how much variation there seems to be in what inidividual men (and women) can smell.  I had a panty seller send me a pair which I could tell that she had certainly worn — but I couldn’t smell her at all.  Other times, I’ve encountered panties which almost looked clean, but which had a bouquet to remember.

What’s the ideal pair of panties?  It’s quite a mystery.  🙂

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[quote author=Anna link=topic=1371.msg8489#msg8489 date=1155929805]
You spent hours steam cleaning the kitchen and then thought……… what next? …………and you came up with Panties!!!:huh:

You truly are a Panty Perv (But then I think we all knew that) lmao

Oh, I discovered something like this on my own some years ago.  If I have a pair of panties which is (alas!) losing its heavenly scent, I take it into the shower with me.   I hang them somewhere up high, where they won’t get splattered with water, but where they WILL get steamed.

By the end of the shower, heaven has returned.  🙂

[Love2Smell]

I remember reading at least one seller cautioning that shipping panties in hot weather could sometimes cause them to arrive smelling a bit “funky.”

I don’t know whether this is actually true, but it’s a possible reason for the quiet summer.

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[quote author=Anna link=topic=1207.msg7345#msg7345 date=1149336424]
I was thinking the other day, where’s JimmyP and all those lovely people who want to save our souls…?

It’s all a bit quiet at the moment isn’t it?   :cheer:

Ack!  Anna, what are you doing?

Don’t you know that you must always draw the magic pentagram on the ground and stand in it before you utter the name of a troll?  😉

Having said that, I don’t expect to see many soul-savers around here any time soon.  They’re all busy at the moment, trying to get the United States Congress to protect us from gay marriage.  :huh:

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Allow me to add my tuppence on this issue.  Don’t assume that a competing seller has it out for you!  Most pictures have only received three or four votes so far.

Yes, most of the photos are quite hot.  But I have my preferences, and have left comments on a few of the pictures.  No anonymity for me.

Will I rate every photo with a 10?  No, because I know that more pictures will be submitted eventually, and I want to leave room to give a higher rating when I see an even hotter picture in the future!

I looked at every photo before submitting a single rating.  I then gave the pictures in the middle of my preference range about a 7. 

I am not a seller (you figured that out, right?), I do not represent any seller, and I haven’t purchased any panties from anyone on Hot Or Not.

Peace and best wishes to all.

[Love2Smell]

OMG!!!  What a hoot!!!

BTW, Loves2smell, nice pic!  Yummy!  😉

xoxo
Creamybbw

Creamybbw, if you like my avatar, there’s a larger version of it on my user page.  😉

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[quote author=foxy link=topic=1034.msg6618#msg6618 date=1146172781]
I live In Southern Louisiana.
It is Hot here now.

From your photos, I would say that it is hot all year round where you live!   😉

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