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:ohmy: the horrible noise sounded suspiciously like the stamping of big troll feet .
‘quick its the krooze troll’ yelled David ‘if he gets you’ll he’ll whisk you off to his lair in the US of A and you’ll never be seen again!!’
‘Oh crumbs’ said jessica ‘will you save me David?’

‘I was hoping you’d say that’ smirked David and he started to say a magical secret chant..

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😉 right then jazzy , I’ve got me clothes off and I’m waiting…
Oooh is that why there were all those scary little people dancing around when I logged on??
Well you’ll be happy to hear that I’ve got next week off work and I’m going on a three day yoga retreat so if I come back floating don’t be scared …I’ll probably be back on form after that!!

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hi ya Kim , putting a photo on your profile and your email or blog if you have one will help get you known whilst you’re sorting out your site
Welcome to the party

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I’m sure this used to be a happy place to be and I hope it can get back to that {oh no someone stop me I’m retreating into care bear mode , losing use of elbows …..}

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Kez the world is your oyster , now go forth and chomp!!!
If you need any info/ help on the health front give me a shout would be more than happy to assist!

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:ohmy: krooze is old:huh::huh:

lol happy birthday can we get you a giant panty shaped birthday cake ?

love and hugs!!!

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:ohmy: posties up and down the land suffering a sudden out break of paranoia due to being eyed suspiciously when delivering parcels.

Whilst I’m suffering from a strong mental image of David in shorts with kez punishing him …eek!

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  :kiss: Yes Dr Jazzy , I will obey your orders unconditionally but only if you come and rub that ointment in for me {hehehe}
Big love and hugs

Anna , you are so not a fat witch  but I am worried about the possibility of you getting flying monkeys !!! lol then we’d all have to do your bidding  :police:

I’m with you on the shell shocked Cindy and wanting to hide behind a very large umbrella!!

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:coolsmiley: happy to be of service {metaphorically speaking}now how many blokes do you reckon are squeaking at the thought of the little umbrella?

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lmao yeah you would kez , it’d be a wonderful opportunity to punish the postman!!

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David suddenly popped out of the undergrowth wearing a little green elf hat and looking cross!

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:kiss: Thank you guys and I love you lot too so don’t worry I will still be here to gossip but at the moment I’m just going through a somethings got to give time so I wont sell until I’m better able to deal with people being nasty ….when I can then watch out it’ll be full blown ride of the valkyries , metal breast plate and top C!!!

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😛 bllleuurgh has this come back…
well as previously mentioned about buyers being able to tell if panties come from who they say they come from…

Pheromones …I have them , you have them , we all have them ..tuna oil does not {as far as I’m aware } have them so there is no way its going to smell like even the most infected , nasty , call the doctor and the lady with the little umbrella vagina …sorry you can’t beat nature ..this has been another installment from your happy helpful health care operative! :crazy2: 

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poppy !!! where ya been girl !!!
Unfortunately I was raised in the land of the hairy hippy so I’m your girl for folk songs {and real ale }but years of old people’s homes have left me with an in depth knowledge of the collected works of vera lyn and whisper it if you dare ….I’m a blue toothbrush , you’re a pink toothbrush !

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B) I can imagine goths up and down the country wishing they had that parcel!!
Did you not see the statistics a while back about what goes missing in the mail??very worrying!

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