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:cheer: hehehe You weren’t the only one to think that …

Right hmm

Evil Dead …..eeww taking the extreme wear fetish too far!!

Trust the man …first male seller to be panty trust verified {it’ll happen one day ladies!}
 
The forsaken …you abandoned your fave panty seller .

Dusk till dawn ..P.J fetish!

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Yaaayy consequences …you knew I’d answer this  didn’t you!

filling her basket full of beautiful forest flowers when…she bent down and found something VERY disturbing amongst the daisies ! She picked it up to find it was the end of a spool of panty elastic …

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giggle , little miss sunshine in her fave little miss naughty panties today! Reminds me , in uni my nickname was funshine bear {care bears rule!}

And I wonder how many of you were watching the oscars and musing about what panties ladies had on underneath their dresses? Nicole Kidman looks like a thong girl to me!

Right

Nil by mouth : Your panty seller will only do photos!

Rita , sue and bob too: Why the panty farms went out of buisness!

Million Dollar Baby: Worlds most expensive panty seller

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:laugh: hehehehe I am bad , I should not have started this but after a  quick peek at Halliwells {cheating I know}

The constant Gardener : your panty seller likes to keep her bush under control!

D.O.A : Your other half opened your post !

The secret of my success : Cindy’s Biography!

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  :ohmy:  {knees knocking } wow !!! hehehe I hope that was the effect you were looking for

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lmao yep , I was rather short lived as a presenter though , the health and safety objected to me cooking in panties , basque and fluffy high heels !! hehehe

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:laugh: I really should know better but

Resident evil : Your fave sellers  got a nasty infection

Crouching Tiger , hidden Dragon : A scammer pissed off Cindy and Anna again!!

What lies beneath : The art of upskirt photos

Circle of friends : Ahhh a film about Panty hog!

Bad taste :eeeeww it had to be said!

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lmao ooh saucey!

Right then you asked for it!

Carry on up the Khyber: how gynecological can photos get?

Secret window : A free peek in the knicker drawer

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🙁 nononono !! go and see at least one of their films then you’ll understand what I mean , they’re all people like helena b. doing naughty things in corsets or people getting terribly flustered in India . All implied sexiness rather than overt!
Dav try Once were warriors , I was a complete snotfest after watching that !

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:huh: Jazzy You selfless little thing you !! I of course totally believe  you and thought that flying pig was just the new panty hog logo…hehehe nice try though!!

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:ohmy: hmm , oh gawd this is getting hard now..

Brokeback mountain : film about a training camp for S&M mistresses

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:ohmy: First case of domestic homicide by panty ? I was just thinking if they’re a regular and its safe it might work ?

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You sir are a very silly man so I think I might have to be a bit topical!

Ultraviolet : An educational film on how to check for faked panties …

All together now neh neh !!

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:cheer: I eat my peas with honey , I’ve done it all my life ,hehe you know the rest

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It may be to do with the letter bombs because having actually seen a letter bomb package {we got one sent to the ward by a disgruntled patient once years ago} they do look a bit like panty parcels {plain brown bubble wrap type envelopes , a bit non-descript} I’m not sure what we can do about it though? I think writing Not a letter bomb in big letters wouldn’t work  :huh: but maybe something like drawing hearts  on the envelope …

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