[darkhairedkaren]

I won a pair of edible panties four or five years ago.  I never opened them (and doubt they’d be very edible now.)  :)  I think I may have heard a bad review about the taste and decided they were better off staying in the box.  😛

[darkhairedkaren]

Let’s make ’em wear heels all day long!  GIRLY ones, with flowers and bows and stuff!!!

[darkhairedkaren]

OMG, SOMEONE REPORT HIM!!!  HE WAS DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE…  OF PANTIES!!!!!  :ohmy:

smt smt smt Thank you for sharing this story, Krooze!  :)  (The moustache rubbing trick is new to me – hadn’t heard of it before!)

Karen
XOXO

[darkhairedkaren]

Methinks the dudes have missed the point about the prickly twine…  (And are having fantasies about it now!)  Your hands will be free…  Cindy will tie up your more SENSITIVE regions!!!  lmao

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=Pencap link=topic=433.msg2509#msg2509 date=1126157142]
OH SHIT!!!………………. :ohmy:

[move][glow=red,2,300]pulls pants down, bends over, and thrusts hands out for shackles……[/glow][/move]

Appaentlty there is no door, no lock, that my pencap cant pick….or that my cute white ass can not fall backwards through…honestly though, I was merely replying to unread posts, I really wasnt peeking/stealing from their locker room……………………..but go ahead ladies, give it to me, I think I can take it…..8 years in prison taught me a few things about keeping my ass virgin. How ironic to then be thouroughly sodomised, tortured, and tongue lashed by a Georgous Gang of Gartered and Grimmacing Women…….

King, I’ll tell ya how it turns out…..(bottom lip quivers…)

Andie, I quit following you! mad

Cindy….grab the camera….. fkd

MJ…….I hope it’s your whip…. fkd

Chandie..  dont cuff me BEHIND my back..
              in front please, or above the head…I can scream louder fkd

DH Karen….use the red candles fkd

Amy8……..nipple clamps turn me on, just put them down and find
                something else            fkd

I will leave here with dignity 😥 😥 :cry:………..and thank you when it’s over… 😥 :cry:head to the nearest hardware store and buy the biggest maleunfriendlyconfusing lock I can find to put on that freaking door!! fu

Gotta delete the original…  But thought this was worth preserving for posterity/posterior!

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=Pencap link=topic=433.msg2503#msg2503 date=1126153043]
I dont know about andie, but I feel violated……..its a kinda kinky feeling, too jo

[quote author=admin link=topic=433.msg2508#msg2508 date=1126154657]
Not as violated as you’re gonna be by the ladies for posting in the “Ladies Only” area Pencap. Sorry buddy, I can’t help you out of this one, ever stick your hand in a hornets’ nest? I don’t dare watch. Ouch.  :ohmy:

-PK

Uh oh…  You’re BOTH in for it, now!!!

Cindy, get out that itchy twine of yours…  We have some interlopers to “violate”!!!

(I propose a new rule -  anyone who breaks the girls only/boys only clause has to give a dance on cam!)

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=Krooze link=topic=426.msg2486#msg2486 date=1126125486]
Not sure what “two penneth” is but I dangle Little Krooze in from time to time to see if he gets any bites. 😉

I have been known to lasso wandering “baloney ponies” and tie them up with pretty ribbon.  You’d better watch out for your buddy, Krooze!!!  😉

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=385.msg2488#msg2488 date=1126129589]
why does the young lady with the long,luscious,lovely legs and very helpful guidance have two names,
I mean Pink Champagne—-profile not listed
but Delicious Jess in the forum

Just wondered ? :huh:

        :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

I think she changed it from PC to DJ.  She is indeed delicious, so I think the new name fits just great!

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg2491#msg2491 date=1126130479]
And the Moral is;

A chicken and a horse on the farm were talking when the horse fell into the swamp.
Quick said the horse get the farmers car and pull me out ,so the chicken got the Rolls Royce and pulled the horse clear.
A few days later the chicken fell in and the horse turned towards the chicken and said grab my cock and i ‘ll pull you clear,and he did.

So remember-if your hung like a horse you don’t need Rolls Royce. lmao

                :laugh:  Jazzy    :laugh:

lmao  Jazzy, you are so bad!!!

That reminds me of a recent entry I saw at Postsecret…  It pictured a guy in a sports car and said, “I’d gladly trade this for a big penis!”

postsecret.blogspot.com

It’s one of my favourite websites.  🙂

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=chandiespanties link=topic=422.msg2468#msg2468 date=1125944499]
Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always thought that the sign and panties thing just proved that that particular girl was wearing those particular panties. No guarantee that she will be wearing subsequent ones….
Perhaps I’m overlooking something  :unsure:

Chandie, I have thought the exact same thing.  The system is not foolproof.  But it is certainly better than nothing.

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=chandiespanties link=topic=426.msg2433#msg2433 date=1125865513]
But what about those people who build sites for a living but also like to sell our intimates? A nice looking site is not necessarily the sign of a fake. I know that’s not what you’re implying, but it annoys me sometimes when I hear all that nonsense about sites having to look amateur….

Just my 2 cents. Ha! My first post just had to be controversial! But if you know me from Ebanned you’ll already know that I speak my mind 🙂

Well, sure, if you build sites for a living then yours will look awesome!!!

I think a site should look amateur if the girl claims to have never built a site before (but did this one herself).  If it looks professional, then there’s an inconsistency to make buyers scratch their heads.

There is probably a decreased sense of “intimacy” if a site looks like it’s part of an impersonal, large business…  I think some guys really like to feel close to the girl they are buying from.  But if you state on your “about me” page that you’re a computer whiz, well, that’s a bit different.  🙂

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=chandiespanties link=topic=422.msg2434#msg2434 date=1125865935]
Lol!! Yeah! The bastards!!
On the subject of Panty Trust….. does it help? I’ve looked into it a couple of times and I don’t know. Wouldn’t their requirements be fairly easy to fake? I guess what I’m asking is does it help to reassure buyers? I’m not a verified seller, but I don’t struggle for sales.
Opinions would be greatly appreciated.

C x

I’ve had my Panty Trust picture and thong ready to send for more than a month now, but haven’t gotten off my lazy (sexy-panty wearing) butt to send them in!  I admit, I haven’t felt any urgency to get going on it because I’ve never had my authenticity questioned (at least, to my face.)  I suppose potential buyers chat with me and figure that only someone with ovaries could have this much attitude.  😉

I often send unsolicited proof pics with orders, too, so perhaps that puts some people’s minds at ease.

Does being Panty Trust verified help?

(On the thread topic, I have no idea how people find the panty blog I keep.  Perhaps it is just random visitors, or maybe it turns up in search engine results, sometimes.)

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=leatherznzpice link=topic=418.msg2431#msg2431 date=1125857728]
Cherie / Karen sorry I disappointed you by not being ‘furry’ lmao

Amy quick check it out, some evil hacker has gotten a hold of PK’s password  :ohmy:

* secret code for PK .. do you think Amy will buy the hacker thing now that I’ve backed you up  :rolleyes: *

Even though I could only “party” for half an hour, I had a great time!  🙂

Leatherz, I wasn’t disappointed.  I just assumed that showing your “furry bits” was something best left for a private room.  😉

PK, I can’t imagine why Amy would be angry over what that evil hacker said.  Dreading your in-laws is a requirement of marriage – I think there’s a rule about that, somewhere.  :cheer:

[darkhairedkaren]

[quote author=jazzy link=topic=355.msg2366#msg2366 date=1125692274]

ok she says,i’ll come back when you’ve finished.

Heh heh, CRUEL, I like it!  :cheer:

[darkhairedkaren]

You could administer a financial kick in the nuts.  Tell him it’s tribute time, NOW.

You could ignore him until he begs sufficiently for Your forgiveness.

Or You could pull a Darcy and make him stick a shard of ice in his pee hole.

(I assume You are seeking REAL punishment, not “punishment” that Your sissy will enjoy.)

Mistress Karen

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