[deepeefan]

Really WONDERFUL story crotchboy. Nothing better than a woman who stinks. I only have daughters,but i’d had sons, I’d make damned sure they never had a chance to develop ANY HOPE of banging their mother. Sheet that’s not proper. between contact sports, music, studying for schplarships, even if I could pay, they fucking well would have to beat meat till they had girlfriends. I KNOW what incestuous thought can do. Did I not sniff my Mom’s dirty/stainy undies for years? Did i not sniff my aunt’s FRAGRANT very smelly hamper panties, and even ‘fall in love with her’, going so far as to finger her and getting a wank? Absolutely disgraceful, hahahah!!!That’s why I am still a perv, sniffing around panty websites , and even BUYING stink, SPIT, and pee,ETC(which I put in freezer and use to chase scotch) from strange women(MY dead father would have rathered i kill a man accidentally in a bar room fight! FAR More MANLY. Hahahah). GOD BLESS PANTY GIRLS!!!

[deepeefan]

I wonder if this is a put on? I’ve never come across female crotch that smelled like raw(undeodoranted)armpit.Didn’t know that was possible. Diff. type of sweat glands?but what do I know? All i know is some girls have a tendency to ‘smell’ very sharp in the crotch when bleeding. Knew one christian girl with hal-inch nipples, who loved to play hard -to-get, UNTIL she was bleeding. Crotch odour was high; anytime i got a whiff of that such as when drivingout, I knew i was in like Flynn.Same girl who would berate me for being heathen(i.e. giving church a miss) would be making excuses for me and say i was not the worst etc(apparently she then realised I could be tired from overwork etc). She bled over my dick as I plugged her crotch hole. I used to rub under her hairy underarme to smell her rank sweat too. Phucck!!!

[deepeefan]

When my lady is happy/content she goes on and on, and on and on…and …When she IS NOT CONTENT, phuck!!! she goes on and on…and on…and on and onnnnn!!! When we are out contentedly driving I am in danger of being hypnotised, so I carry a pin.’Cause if I say something amiss, or insult her inadvertently(such as Yawn Loudly, and Widely, then shiver), she goes SILENT.I wouldn’t say I could become a priest during the next week, for obvious reasons; but more like Mother Theresa. SHEET!!!

[deepeefan]

Both! with bias edge in favour of da ass. But then you’re asking a dog. I even like feet damaged, if from wearing pumps. Turns me on to see a lovely woman with damaged feet; don’t mind the same with slack droopy titties either. i mean perky is fine, but with everybody so cosmetically perfect now-a-days… I know you did not ask about nether extremities, but WTF!!!

[deepeefan]

Another memorable set of panties is my wife’s. She had a sort of muted aroma and I had to ask her to wear 3 days to get the proper stink I craved. BUT, her Mom’s drawers were always strong and sometimes reeking from stains, large and small, of urine leaks, some slimy stuff,and juice and, often, brown too .A VERY desirable, curvy, woman. Whenever she visited Mom I would be very nice and tender and considerate (sheesh)you know how chicks are guys-they want loads of affection;as dogs, we want stinky crotch, and perhaps ass,to sneeef,suck and fuck.OMG. I would get her to promise to steal a pair of her Mom’s, for sniffing later when I fucked her leisurely as we lay on our right sides, spoon fashion. Sometimes we both were “masked” with her Mom’s STRONG panties , me moaning, fucking , panting and cursing, she mewling and rubbing her clit with her left hand. Perhaps I was taking too many eggnogs, but it would end “…mmmm, I’m cumming, snort…pant…I’m gonna FUCK your Mother…pant… IN CHURCH… mmmmm,pant, gasp… eat shit and die…suck a tamp…Phuck…OMG “, pulling out and spurting on her hip LOADS of goo while sniffing wildly at her MOMMIE’S pussy stink.Later after she was sleeping I’d go into a backroom unwrap the shitlog she left in greasepaper and tinfoil for me in the oven to keep warm, smear some on my face, put her MOM’s panties over my head,then sniff and jerk to paradise. Our daughter slept in her own room in another part of the house, and so never knew of these shennigans, Neighbours thought that we were an idel pair, never a harsh word in public to each other, going to classical concerts,etc, esp as one of my neices is an accomplished platform pianist. PANTY RULES.

[deepeefan]

I remember you Rebecca. You had a very great site few years ago. I ordered from you too , and had a tiny minor comment, which i will only say to you.The site was free and one of the best of its type in the world.

[deepeefan]

I’ve sniffed some very memorable panties over the years and will continue this fetish indefinitely. In fact I don’t even regard it a fetish(except for the occasional theft angle) as it is triggered by reality—female pheromones leaking into the gusset of that wonderful invention, viz. panties. Sometimes the gusset smells MORE EROTIC TO ME than the naked hole itself. hOWEVER ONE SMELL THAT STANDS OUT is that of a quite youg girl who used to babysit for us and hang around the yard. I never paid her much attention, regarding her as a PEST and often wishing she would just go home so i could smoke a little grass and jerk in peace before wife came from work.
However, one day I came home early abnd was walking around the backyard when I saw a brown paper bag on top of an old wardrobe I had put outside intending to burn it. I took up the bag intending to dump it in the garbage bin when from just the soft feel of the contents my brain was aflame instantly. THIS WAS SOMEONE’S PANTIES BOYO. Addicts know the 6th sense “ah, so” feeling. I wilted a bit when on sober thouht realised that it must have been georgette’s discarded dirty panties she was going to wash later. However, a panty is a panty is a …you get the pic, so I opened the bag and there was a pair of pale pink panties with mild stains at the crotch and spotting(last day period) and brown skid marks . I put it to my nostrils, and I knew that I was never going to smell ANY pantie in life with a MORE erotic stink. Maybe, possibly, as stinkily funky , but never more so—princess or homeless woman, aristocrat or movie star.
I grebbed the bag, and went inside to set up. I put pillows to brace my back against the wall, started playing DVD’s on my laptop on the bed of some german girls shitting long ropes & diarrhea in men’s mouths/pissing(worthless sissys, hahaha,fuck) poured red wine , had some speculum pussy shots in a magazine open at the side also. I draped georgette’s stink, blood -spotted crotch-sweated, from girls’ volleyball at school( she loved the sport) over my nose, drank wine , smoked grass , in a fucking multi-media disgracefull swelf-abuse(hahahah) session lasting nearly two hours. It would have lasted even longer but I misjudged the crisis point and barely had enough time to shout ” Georgette I LUV YOU FOREVER, FUCKKIT. OOH, GOD IS KING!!!” BEFORE THE SLIME SPURTED OUT..
I put the panties back in the bag , and on the old wardrobe top. Two days,or so afterwardS, i SAW HER LOOKING AT ME QUIZZICALLY UNDERNEATH HER LONG LASHES. fuuckkk! BUSTED> she must have smelled the strong odour of grass on her stinkies nad was wondering What the FUCK? Like all young girls she was ashamed of her smells and held her skirt close to body when passing people nearby. Buit that’s another story. Long story. Be Gentle with my feelings. “Gentle?go suck a bloody pussy you faggot, yo!!!” WOW!!!

[deepeefan]

WONDERFUL story crotchboy.I haven’t yet done so but in those circs would have done the same.I almost wasted a sperm shot (at my age I have to spend resources conservatively, hahahah)when you spoke about Babs’ ‘stink cunt hole’. Jesus, i almost fainted with passion. A health woman’s hole CANNOT be really stink, but I know what you mean (sharp odour, funky). You would really catch it if she knew you referred to her thusly on the net to strenge drooling perverts. WONDERFUL

[deepeefan]

Jesus!!! SURE I’ll be gentle babes.OMG Your crotch would tame a lion, and though I am not buying immediately , looks like I’ll be doing so, soon as the wife leaves to set up daughter in college. phuck!!!

[deepeefan]

I hope your offer for review is still open. PM me for the opinion of a juice/stains PERV. LOL!!!

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