[jazzy]

The First Lady.
Birthday wishes to the original lady of Panty Hog.
Cindy,my first ever panty girl,and now a friend for life,simply the best.(EVER)

Jazzy.;)

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A guys who has just left his wife is drowning his sorrows in a bar when he is approached but a gorgeous mature lady who sits down beside him.
After hearing his woes she asks if he has ever had sex with two women, no but i am game for anything,so they leave for her house.
On entering the house she calls upstairs……….
Mother; are you awake.:laugh:

its good to laugh;)

Jazzy :dry:

Best wishes to all:blink:

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Think she’s been taken for a ride.:laugh:

Jazzy…:dry:

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think the word you are looking for is Curvaceous.
or even cuddly.
”just a thought”

Jazzy

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Bet you look ”bloomin” radiant Poppy.
All the best and do look after yourself.

Jazzy. xxx

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Never leave anything in the car
Never text any valuable information,if need be phone but only someone who is close.
Best bet of all do as i do
Watch the football on tv.

As the old miser once demonstrated to his grandson whom he put up on a table then said ”jump”and he moved away,thus his grandson fell.

Trust nobody……….

Jazzy :dry:

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Just a few words to all newcomers and buyers……

6 words. i admit that i was wrong
5 words. you did a great job
4 words. what do you think?
3 words. could you please?
2 words. thank you
1 word . we

least important word. I

Remember it’s Nice to be Nice :silly:

Jazzy :dry:

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An old guy is in bed at deaths door when he smells the aroma of his wife’s baking.It’s his favourite chocolate chip cookies.He crawls on all fours to the kitchen and reaches up to take one when he gets a whack on the hand from his wife.
”Why did you do that he asks”
They are for the funeral she says. :laugh:

What do you call a man with a goat under one arm and a sheep under the other………bisexual :laugh:

we need a laugh;)

have a nice weekend everyone:silly:

Jazzy :dry:

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Need a cameraman;)

Just a thought:silly:

do keep me in the picture :laugh:

Jazzy :dry:

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Note; to all new sellers.
do some homework before you sit your exam here.

just a thought;)

Jazzy :dry:

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How about a walk in the black forrest

hair we go hair we go hair we go

just a thought;)

Jazzy:dry:

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Hair today gone tomorrow :laugh:

just a thought 😉

Jazzy :dry:

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Having been here for quite some time,i have made many good friends male and female.
A lot of whom i have never even seen,so i think more importantly,it is the person and their way of dealing with people,all of whom have shown me politeness,kindness and consideration.
These things cannot be seen,but you will recognise it when you get to know the person.
just my opinion.;)

Jazzy :dry: It’s Nice to be Nice

try it and see.:silly:

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young blonde
not fat
not black

not very polite,i would say:huh:

Jazzy :dry:

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Anna,each to his/her own i suppose.
Still love your bum by the way.:P

Jazzy :dry:

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