[jazzy]

My favourite film ever was High Society.
Starring the lovely Grace Kelly,Bing Crosby and Satchmo.
No sex or violence just a lovely silly story but Grace Kelly was gorgeous.Anyone as old as me may have seen this but you are all youngsters in my eyes but if you see it on video it is worth a look. Forgot Old Blue Eyes was in it too.
just a thought. ;) 

;)  Jazzy    😉

[jazzy]

Ladies;Ladies.

Ihave the perfect solution to all your problems.
Send all your panties to me.i will have to inspect them all as you must undersatnd and i will pass them on directly to their correct address,i promise. :coolsmiley:

Just a thought  smt

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[jazzy]

Pretty Woman—All ladies on Panty Hog

Home Alone—All guys with their purchases

The Devil wears Prada–postage and packing £399.99

Holy Smoke—first time buyer

The Door in The Floor-where you hide the panties

just a thought. smt

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[jazzy]

Why don’t we give halfbakery an order.
Maybe he needs the dough.
We could have a sniffing contest-I’ll name that TUNA in one.
Glue.he must have a great bond with his customers.
It wont catch on,but do stick with it. :idiot2:

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This is like the Hokey Cokey;it’s all in’s and out’s. lmao

only kidding;Good Luck to all the Ladies. smt

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Need a Hand  :laugh:

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[jazzy]

Fettish-Kitten,I’m at 39 so get ready. lmao

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See we have a new member of the ”John West ” brigade.

Play violins; ”Salmon ”chanted evening.

Bet he asks for ”Cod ” (cash on delivery )

Hope he gets smoked like a ”Kipper ”

This is not the ”Plaice ” for him here.

He will fall from his ”Perch ” and the sooner the better.

Goodbye to Captain Bird’s Eye.

just a thought.  :laugh:

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[jazzy]

You women know how to ”Rabbit on ”

By the way Cindy,one more post will make 1000

Just a thought.

Have fun Ladies,you know i adore all of you.  smt

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[jazzy]

Fetish-Kitten ;
I have answered 20 questions correctly
What’s next. :coolsmiley:

Just a thought. :laugh:

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[jazzy]

Welcome Anjel,as Cindy is about 23 i reckon you must be 26,
your site is heavenly by the way.

Have fun and more important have your say.
If you need help ask Cindy,im just an observer as it were,so to speak,to coin a phrase.  smt

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[jazzy]

Thought test area meant there was a quiz or something.
Testing one two one two sounds ok to me.

Knew you would look.  lmao lmao lmao

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[jazzy]

Anna ,young lady,you must have been watching repeats,you are so young and sexy looking you must be mistaken. 😉 😉 😉

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Most of you are too young but i remember a beautiful singer from Greece in the 60’s Nana Mascara  (EYE EYE )
ACTUALLY her name was Nana Mouskouri ,a wonderful singer

suppose this is all greek to you

Does anyone remember the 60’s or 70’s

Time for my hot milk and off to bed.  :unsure:

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[jazzy]

A true story.
3 old men in a nursing home got together one day for a chat.
1st. old guy
”i’m 80 yrs old and i only dribble in the toilet now”

2nd.old guy
I’m 85 and i cannot get my bowels to move at all.

3rd. old guy

”I’m 90,each morning at 6.00 am i have a good long pee
at 6.15 my bowels move like clockwork.

trouble is i don’t get up till 7.00 am.  lmao

just for fun  :cheer:

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