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Anna, Any chance of a BMW. just a thought. lmao

Hope you are well,and studying hard. 😉

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Dear Glittergirl,families all had their tartan when Scotland was divided by Clans.(families in groups)
Today most shops can find a tartan depending on your surname and relate that to a single clan.
If you saw Mel Gibson in ”Braveheart ” he was not properly depicting a true Scotsman as we do not wear anything under our kilt.
Nothing is worn,everything is in good working order.  smt

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Mickey Mouse was at his lawyers seeking a divorce from Minnie
but the lawyer said he couldn’t grant a divorce as he found Minnie quite sensible and not crazy.
Mickey said, ”she is fuc*ing Goofy  ”

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Well done Mike. :coolsmiley:

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A’ dinnae ken whit ye see wrang wi’ Mikes typpin,noo there..

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”Techi Tips ”
As most of you know i am a Numpty with computers,but here’s what i know now.

Hard Drive;    17th hole at St. Andrews

Wireless protocols;  on/off swich for radio

Memory;  forget that one

disk size; were 7 inches but now available as long player.

Floppy;  bit personal

Defragmentation;  you dropped it

Ram;  ewe all know that?

Windows 98; new double glazing 9 years ago.

just for fun  :cheer:

Just Jazzy  :laugh:

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I assume we have found the broken cookie.
I was cream crackers even trying to log-off.
Was it a caramel log i hear you ask.
Well in fact it was a digestive given to me by my friend Gari Baldi.We had some rich tea then coffee with bandits we came across in the kitchen.
I then fancied a penguin but couldn’t eat a whole one.
As you can see last night really took the biscuit.

Best wishes to all.
and remember ”it’s nice to be nice”
Just Jazzy  :laugh:

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How we age. 😉
Son to Father; How many kinds of boobies are there Dad.
3 Son; women in their 20’s-melons,round and firm
      women 30-40’s pears,nice but hanging
      women over 50-onions
Why onions Dad.when you see them you cry…….

Daughter to Mum; What are ”Willies ” like Mum…
trees- when men are 20they are like oak.mighty hard
      when men are 30-40. birch-flexiable but nice
      when men are 50. christmas trees.
Why christmas trees Mum
They are dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.

just a thought..

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”The truth will out ”
A man rushes his wife to the hospital as she is about to give birth.
As it is a new hospital they can offer to transfer any pain from the mother to the father so both agree.
After 10% the  husband says he is fine so they increase until they reach 100% and still no problem.
Afew hours after the birth they are allowed to go home and on arrival they find the milkman dead on the porch. OOoops!!!!
Just for fun
Best wishes to all

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E-Mail-Valentine……..For Anna

Words by Robert Burns.
O my love is like a red red rose
That’s newly sprung in June
O my love is like a melody
That’s sweetly played in tune

As fair are thou my bonnie lass
So deep in love am i
And i will love you still my dear
Till a’ the seas gang dry.

I love your eyes
i love your tum
but most of all
i love your bum. (not as good i know but true)

smt  Jazzy    smt

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I wish now i hadn’t posted my comments today…..
seems to have opened up a whole new topic. (sorry)
:(  Jazzy    🙁

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Dear FettishKitten,i do agree there are less people now in the forum than there used to be,but in fairness i think SL is just another bonus for the members.
Sadly to join i think you need a modern computer with plenty memory and preferably broadband connection.Finally you need to be quite Techi i think to get around.
I joined Panty Hog almost 2 years ago and posted nearly every week and looked forward to any comments good or bad as this is how a debate gets started.Now with so few posters i don’t get any fun posting anymore.Hope SL succeeds and we get more people back to Panty Hog.

”Just my opinion ”

Best wishes to ALL

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Back to square one.
Monday-you have already voted.
Tuesday-you have already voted.
Tried deleting cookies etc and tip from PRH.
Had enough.!!!!!!!
Jazzy has left the building………..

Happy Birtday to Anna on the day.

jazzy

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Santa didn’t cum,maybe his sacks empty.Oh!!!! here he is now,
socks,hankies,old spice,nothing ever changes…

Everyone have a lovely day today,and tomorrow and the next.etc….

smt  Jazzy    smt

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Dear S C. Sorry you missed out,had you been nominated for best video you would have got my vote.Reason being your videos are sexy but yet so natural.Dressing gown and panties just springs to mind.
Try again next year,you have many friends here and i’m sure you would do well.Good luck with the job. smt

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