[jazzy]

4 ways to a happy marriage.

1 it is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans well

2 it is important to find a woman who earns well.

3 it is important to find a woman who loves sex.

4 it is important that these 3 Ladies never meet.? :cheer:

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Police are on the lookout for Master Bates.
You won’t hear him coming but you’ll know he’s been.
He always leaves his calling card-it’s a spermanent marker on your shoe.
tread warily………he’s behind you. jo

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As a former buyer from Auction sites,i would prefer a site with sales only
-no bidding,you bid for an item which is up for 14 days then on the last day you are outbid.
I know there are some buy now items but why wait 14 days,set a price then take the sale,then post more items.
I’m sure if one site did this on behalf of the girls that don’t have their own site it would be great for them and also for the buyer.
Thankfully i have a great lady and no longer need to look elsewhere but i think this will appeal to everyone concerned,still what do i know i’m only a man.No harm in suggesting though,good luck to all sellers.

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just noticed…….

smt? ?Happy Birthday to Wetnwild on 22nd.? ? smt

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Will we ever return to normal
48 hours no p/hog
why fix what’s not needed
let’s go back to normal? please. thank you.

Jazzy……………………………………………..

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Where did the new ”Pink ” colour scheme go.looked OK.

:unsure:  Jazzy    :unsure:

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How about Cindy-rella lmao

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As the festive season is drawing nearer 3 Wise Men,namely…………
Krooze,Jazzy and Leatherz are hoping for some nice presents.
Where can we find Holly and Ivy,say they are good at this time.? lmao

Life’s too Short-Have a Laugh? lmao

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Season of good will; time to move on.
turn the other cheek.

Why are more people not joining in with hot or not (take a look)
This is an ideal way for all the ladies to show off their favourite photo
or if you are like me add some humour,do have a look and make your photo be seen by more people

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Just noticed i have posted the same picture twice,how do i remove one,
apologies,to all.

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lmao? ? ? ? ? ?two men……. lmao

Two men walking down the street see a dog licking it’s ass
1st man—–wish i could do that
2nd man—-you’d need to pet him first? ?lmao

Sorry Chum–some you winalot others you loose. 😛

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more hugs smt            (kinkyghirl)

this is just a brief note to say once started your knickers will become great drawers to all your clients,thongs can only get better.? smt

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NOMINEES………

Now it’s time to pick the best
Of course we”ll have to choose
My favourite girl above the rest
I think just cannot lose
Not only is she sweet and kind
Especially to me
Voters must make up their mind
So let’s just wait and see.

Good luck to all the nominees ,you are winners already.? smt? ?smt? smt

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chat up line.
guy; haven’t we met before
girl; i’m the receptionist at the vd clinic.? ?lmao

What do the chinese call ”69”? ?two -can-chew-? lmao

Oral sex sucks
Anal sex is a pain in the ass? ?lmao

It is hard to find a good man
A hard man is a good find? lmao

it’s good to laugh -have fun? ?smt

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I think we have upset our friend with the soup kitchen (brothel)
Life is a minestrone
Have a souper day all.? ?lmao

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