[jazzy]

”Who is taking the P ”

Due to a freak snow storm in London last night Tony Blair woke to find a message in the snow on his lawn.

”Time to go Tony ”

He called in MI5-MI6-MFI.
They discovered that someone had peed in the snow.
After intense work they had good news and bad news.
The sample they took was from Gordon Brown
but…………the handwriting was Cherie’s.

just for fun. lmao

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Did we ever get a verdict on the Marathon panties.
Sounds like she is a real sweetie. :rolleyes:

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Dear navynicks, sorry you have had a bad time recently but while here take a look at some of the sites now available,there are so many nice young ladies here but it would be unfair of me to pick out my favourite so take a look and i’m sure you will find someone to make you happy again. Good Luck.

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Dear Karen , we all have different views but i do like panty pics that are pube-free,don’t like the ”landing strip ” at all.
Sheer panties worn tightly produce a wonderful camel toe effect.
Better still is no panties but now i am being greedy.

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Having stopped for a quiet drink after work i was joined by two new bosses of the firm.They got talking about sex,
first guy says,”we made love 4 times last night and the wife asked this morning if i woud like a cooked breakfast after our great night”
second guy says ”we made love 6 times and i got breakfast in bed then she asked if i could stay home”
before they asked i said i made love once.
” what did she say to you this morning they both asked”
answer;  ”don’t stop ”

just for fun.        lmao

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My word of the week is ”Bazookies ”
i don’t mind the word breasts but hate ”tits ” so i refer to those wonderful things as ”Bazookies ”
Also moving down,i don’t mind pussy but hate the ”C ” word so i refer to that lovely part of a ladies anatomy as the ”Honey Pot ”

As we see so many lovely ladies now in public i can safely say look at the ”Bazookies ” on her and know i won’t cause offence .(hopefully she won’t hear )

just a thought.    :rolleyes:

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Rather than hope to get a sale in an auction site why not have your own site.State products for sale with price then rely on regulars for all orders which are paid in advance.
Maybe it’s a question of cost,i don’t know what it takes to have your own site,if it is expensive i then understand.
Best wishes to all you lovely Ladies.? smt

just a thought. :unsure:

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Dear Leatherz,very funny and now i have competition.(only kidding )

Re. phone call at 3.99 per minute
i ask her to call back.? lmao

Just remembered we never got our waffles on Sunday. lmao

Karen -that’s wawful.? smt smt smt

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>Couple in bed one night.<>Wife says;if that;s your knee turn round ;If its not then i;ll turn Jazzy?

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Bit Late sorry;

Many thanks to Karen for the chat room party,thanks also to Cindy,seen her before somewhere? smt and to Leatherz ,he is my technical advice guru? :laugh:,safe to say we all had a good natter,its good to talk. smt

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to; Chandie and Karen.

Thanks too to two of you.
anyone who likes my humour is a friend for life
did you know i’m also good looking.as.well as clever.? lmao

Kindest regards Ladies.? ?smt? ?smt

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just a thought;;;;

when something has upset you
by all means have your say
but do be very honest
it has to be that way

then if you are satisfied
by whatever we may say
let’s get back together soon
and start another day…..

life’s too short—–it’s nice to be nice——-

😉 😉 ;)? ?Jazzy? ? 😉 😉 😉

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I think Cindy is right when she says a jealous person can be very spiteful,but if anyone has a problem put it in print and then you can have a right to reply.
Leatherz is also right,why not a PM, so here goes:cheer:ear Tony Blair. lmao

sorry Leatherz. :cheer:  You know me.

You know what i think

IT’S NICE TO BE NICE. smt smt smt smt smt smt smt smt smt smt smt

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Guys sitting in the train across from a gorgeous lady who is wearing a very short skirt.He can just see the top of her stockings then she moves and he is amazed.He can see she isn;t wearing panties,so he continues to glimpse when she sees him.Do you want it to blow you a kiss ? Yes please and it does.<>Do you want it to wink at you ? Yes please and it does.<>She asks him to sit beside her and says would you like to put two fingers in it,the guy is stunned and says can it whistle Jazzy

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Time to karma little down

ford escort—————–karma father drove
boy george…………….karma chameleon
fav. book………………..karma sutra
fav.food………………….karmal cake
fav. saying……………….karmandgetit
fav.read………………….karmagazine

smite be a good idea to move on,no kamara’s please    smt

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