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MemberDear Cindy,
As a bit of a Celeb myself i don’t mind who knows what i buy. smt? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?B)? ?Jazzy? ? B)
MemberDear Karen,I can understand your feeling’s but i could not match the demand i would get so my drawers are closed at the moment. lmao
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MemberThe Queen was on avisit to the local hospital when she met wee Bob,and why are you here young man Bob says i;ve a boil on my ass,<>everyone was shocked and walked off and the nurse told Bob he was very rude to a member of the royal family
few days later,another visitor The Princess Royal.
What is wrong with you and Bob says broken toe,
Pricess royal says is the boil on your ass gone.Guy goes to new massge parlour and gets beautiful girl from japan.
She works away on his chest and arms then sees a slightbulge in the guys towel,suppose you;d like a wank now,yes please,
ok she says,ill come back when you;ve finished.MemberPeople say we scots are mean,well the ring i am wearing was sold to my by my grandfather,on his deathbed,so i paid him by cheque. >He really was kind,infact he left all his money to the unknown soldiers widow. :cheer:
When i was young i was sent home from school,my father asked my teacher why,he peed in the swimming pool,dont all kids do thatnot form the top diving board. ;I was always mistaken for my twin brother,he pick up the wrong shopping,i got the blame
i did well in school,he got the credit
got my own back though,i died last week they buried him. :cheer:two women talking in maternity ward,why do i have seven kids and you only have one,my husband uses his head,does that not hurt his ears. :cheer:
Finally a present for all the lovely ladies,new holiday tights
one leg says merry christmas,the other says happy new year.
hope you invite me up between the holidays.>Do have a laugh,;s good for you JAZZYMemberMy dearest Sassy
What a lassie
and oh so classy
I love your chasisNo rhyme or reason for writing this but i love the name.
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MemberDear Stringer,
Iknow for a fact many of the uk girls do now post worldwide so why not visit one or two sites and have a look. 😉     :laugh: Jazzy  :laugh:
MemberDear Cindy, Would love to meet you,let’s say 5 days from now. smt
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Memberkrooze is your boing a 747 bet your flying high tonight lmao
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MemberDear Karen ,i think you are intelligent and funny, so……..? ?smt
only kidding,but as i always say it is nice to be nice. :kiss:
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MemberCan i say a big hello to our newest member Satinpantease,the reason i write is the name,think it’s brilliant,wish i’d thought of it.
Welcome to the community. smt? ? ? ? ? ? ? :laugh:? :laugh:? :laugh:? ?Jazzy? ? :laugh:? :laugh:? :laugh:
MemberKrooze!!!!
Someone’s taken my boxers. :blush:
Has someone been in here lmao:cheer:We are watching you Cherie. smt
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MemberDid you see much in the boys room? smt
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Membermore terms though Scottish.
Getty fu ya bassa—–go away you b*********
Gonny no dae that…….please stop it
That slags jist a bag efter a shag……..young lady of ill repute
Haw wheres ma burd……..have you seen my girl
Ur ye fur a bit hanky panky…….would you like sex
Fuck me gently………gracious me.
See yous a’ latir oan – am awa the noo. lmao
MemberA good point for all buyers:
Cindy and Karen both make a good point.
If you have a problem with any item you should inform the seller right away and then they can sort it out.
If they don’t know about it how can they help.?? ? ? ? ?:laugh:? :laugh:? :laugh:? ? Jazzy? ? :laugh:? :laugh:? :laugh:
MemberDear Leatherz.i’m now determined to give the chat a go but would it be wrong to log-in only just to see how it goes. :blush:
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