Stewart's Week in Pantyland 4
Stewart’s Week in Pantyland
Week 4:15th July
News
Vacation returnees
The past seven days have seen the return from holiday of a number of principle members, not least its suzerain, PK. He returned from his vacation and was immediately faced with perusing weeks two and three of this column for Panty Hog publication – sorry PK. MissTinasPanties is back with us, and Vixen is also back amongst the fold and after a sojourn in the United States – welcome back all.
Casualty
The continuation of the horrendous luck suffered by MUPS members has carried on unabated this week with an unfortunate couple requiring hospital treatment. Vindicated’s MUPS time has been curtailed by being in a car crash. He is still undergoing treatment – though hopefully not serious. This is the fourth time, at least, that MUPS members have needed medical care in recent weeks: Issy707 and Lolagold in weeks past have required hospital visits, and I am also sad to report that TheBratness has needed to visit hospital with anaemic shock. She is still weak and has needed to stop sales for a while. Bratty is a reliable seller with a 100% feedback record and I hope that everyone will be patient and understanding with her. Best of luck to Bratty, Vindicated and everyone else stricken by illness and injury.
Cherry’s mount
Cherry is due to undertake a sponsored climb of Mount Snowdonia (in flip flops) in support of Cancer Hospice, Forest Holme. All sponsors and donations are extremely welcome and Cherry is selling picture-sets in exchange for donations (see Mountain Hike…for Charity, Please Read for details). I am sure we don’t need any extra motivation for aiding her in this challenge, but if so – Cherry will be taking pictures in her knickers at the summit. Good luck Cherry, please keep us informed.
Video stars 2
Three videos last week, three videos this week. I mentioned then how much I enjoy Jetta’s videos – two uploads from her this week, including an absolutely phenomenal tights in knickers video Undress Me Everywhere. I cannot adequately relay my level of excitement when encountering this – go see it. Credit is also due to Alyssa31 for contributing a video not long after joining the site, one she should be proud of.
In other news, BlondeThong has a video-related promotion in operation on her group. I would also like to mention that Dr Thong has commenced producing custom videos after several requests for her to do so.
Blogs
Shopping centre perving
Nobbee1’s Public Panties is a great read and it details the joys of panty perving in public places. Nobbee1 was on a sofa at a shopping centre when he entered into a bit of panty spotting through light coloured trousers: This I can certainly relate to. I am possibly one of the biggest fans of VPL – in my humble opinion, it is a fine challenger to upskirts. I conducted a poll on MUPS asking whether VPL was a turn-on: out of the 21 people who replied, only one answered in the negative.
BlondeThong has been a consistent blogger this week, my favourite being Escalator Girl, a blog on similar lines to Nobbee1’s. It details her escalator panty perving of a sexy Latina shopper. I’m certain we have all participated in this highly alluring and completely harmless pursuit at some point. At my local mall, the scene is reminiscent of a conga when a sexy lady embarks upon the escalator in short skirt – though the mall is hardly in the most salubrious of locations.
Blog of the week
Nookie_Lookie is a self-confessed newcomer to blogging – she is a fast learner. Her Munch Bunch was a follow up to the previous week’s The psychic and the Munch where she described how her weekend would pan out, with a visit to a psychic, followed by a meeting with a group of fellow bondage aficionado’s. I was worried when I read the initial blog as Nookie is a friend and my mind went into overdrive at the potential disappointment with what she may encounter. Without going into too much detail as I would like readers to read her blog, it all went well. She encountered a ‘no pressure atmosphere’, just a group of like-minded enthusiasts sharing a drink and conversation. Plus, Nookie met a long-time admirer and HANDY-man at the meet. She ends by wondering if a MUPS meet would be as enjoyable.
Forums
Forums have taken over from blogs this week in terms of the quality and quantity of outputs. The first forum to draw my attention was by Chippy, on the subject of sex in unusual places. This instigated several responses, but the winners for me were Chippy (in a lifeboat) and Issy707’s sexual escapade in the back of an ambulance – match that!!
Jetta’s Girls on girl’s forum concerns girls who view other girls’ profiles, and the possible repercussions in such viewing. Parallels can be drawn with Katykittens Playing the Stalking Game last week, where the subject of curiosity being mistaken for spying was discussed. A lively discourse on curiosity, bisexuality, the battle of the sexes in the field of oral sex… ensued. A fantastic forum which helped raise several interesting and enlightening points.
My week
I have gone six days without acquiring any used knickers for the first time since joining this fetish about five months ago. I lost the urge to have them, for the briefest of periods, having endured an uneasy week on a personal front. I knew my thirst for more would return – it has, and I have orders on the way. I have an order for a three times-per-month knickers arrangement from an absolute star; I cannot wait to receive my KnicKers.
Museum
Those who know me are well aware that I am an insomniac. At least I can chat with Hazelbiglips who is of the same condition. I rarely sleep two nights in a row, and dreams are a very rare occurrence for me. However, this week I had an absolute classic. I love museums and can spend hours blissfully wandering around them. Needing to get away for a few days, I decided to visit a friend on Saturday evening and spent a substantial part of Sunday at the museums of Keswick. On Sunday night/early hours of Monday morning, I had the most awe inspiring dream – The MUPS Museum. In my dream I was showing an eighteenth century toff through my used knicker museum. There was a bronze plaque adorning the back wall, ‘This museum was opened in 2013 by Uma Thurman MBE at the request Of Stewart ******’. Towards the centre were my favourite two pairs – my black fullbacks from DV and my pink lace thong from KatyKitten – all surrounded by red rope and security guards – Just like Michelangelo’s David in the Galleria Dell’Accademia, Florence. It is all rather apt as I would never part with either pair.
However, is this such a far-fetched idea (apart from the eighteenth century toff)? There is in existence in this World the following:
· The Hobo Museum – Iowa
· The Barbed Wire/ Devil’s Rope Museum – Texas
· The Phallological Museum – Iceland
· Sulabh International Toilet Museum – India
Are any of these better than my idea – absolutely not. Also, in 2006, the Brooklyn Museum featured The Elizabeth A. Sackler Centre for Feminist Art: Feminist Art Base – Dirty Used Panty Market Exhibition. Although details are sketchy, this did exist. The demand is there -Watch this space!
Marilyn’s dress (or Marilyn’s knickers?)
I’ll need a centrepiece for my museum (possibly venturing a bit far now?) – and I have found it. The famous white dress Marilyn Monroe wore in The Seven Year Itch, where her skirt was blown in the air by a gust of wind, revealing her white knickers, was thought to have been sold at auction for between $4.6 and $5.6 million. It has now come to light that this was unlikely to have been the case. It is possible the dress may have been a fake, though it was most likely little more than a replica of the legendary dress. This was the view of the world’s most leading Marilyn expert, Scott Fortner. The dress is still out there, all I need is a few hundred thousand pounds to track it down, then several millions to purchase it, then it can be the centrepiece in my Panty Museum. Though what I would really love is the white full backs she was wearing in the film – they would be priceless!! Either that or I can opt for Nicethings1983’s artwork in her blog Where’s the sunshine, I haven’t made a decision yet but you’ll be the first to know.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
Panty Hog leapt into action this week with new arrivals and a posting by an Australian girl, Emmaspanties. Emma is offering a free pussy shot for all who answer her short survey. The questionnaire takes about ten minutes only, the site is clear, easy-on-the-eye, and the offer is genuine – it really is no hassle. Emmaspanties has an amazing taste in panties and the picture arrived as promised – although I would have answered regardless and I would urge others to do so. With Elle Macpherson appearing on Alan Carr senza underwear, and the Aussie panty website recommended to me by a friend, I have had quite an Aussie-filled week.
In other Panty Hog news, the chat roulette idea continues to gain momentum, and issues raised on MUPS have also been discussed on PH, albeit to a lesser degree. Another quiet week for Panty Wiki, though not for the lack of trying by Nicethings1983 who has raised questions and been active in answering those set by others.
New Arrivals
Panty Hog has seen the arrival of YellowPolkaDot, Kitty_Pine and Cupcake420. KrissyDonovan has also joined Panty Hog, an experienced seller; she is seeking more direct sales as opposed to auctions – welcome all.
MUPS has seen the arrival of a Norwegian woman on MUPS, Miamellene, as well as SexyNicole, LadyJezabell and Alyssa 31 – welcome ladies.
And Finally…
So what have we learned this week?
· Have a barbed wire-related fetish? Go to Texas
· Ambulances need not just be there for the nasty things in life
· Jetta is the video queen
· Take care with what you wear at British shopping centres
· Always answer Aussie girls’ surveys
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI
HGS x
